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    (Original post by Cremated_Spatula)
    M-mm I love farting to pictures of strangers.
    omg same!
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    Your voice is the vocal equivalent of a wet stick of celery.
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    "my mother was a 15yr old french prostitute" :lolwut:
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    (Original post by luminarychild)
    "my mother was a 15yr old french prostitute" :lolwut:
    I didn't get this at first because there was no impression of Dr Evil but the line is a quote from Austin Powers.
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    wow. Lmao.
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    (Original post by Arkasia)
    Your voice is the vocal equivalent of a wet stick of celery.
    Which, in English, means...?
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    If any people who have posted on here/heard my voice recording think my voice is too 'posh', then I'm prepared to read any literary extract of your choosing in the style of Nick Cotton from Eastenders.

    You're welcome :hat2:
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    (Original post by lustawny)
    Which, in English, means...?
    It means your voice is the vocal equivalent of being slapped in the face by a Johnson's baby wipe.
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    Was anyone else super confused whilst listening to this? And perhaps slightly disturbed?
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    (Original post by Arkasia)
    It means your voice is the vocal equivalent of being slapped in the face by a Johnson's baby wipe.
    Please refer my comment immediately above this.
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    Shots fired! I repeat, shots have been fired!
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    (Original post by lustawny)
    Please refer my comment immediately above this.
    Oh no, I'm so offended. Tarquin from Eton has stated a dislike for my avatar! Whatever will I do!

    Grow up mate, at least I acknowledge the fact I'm a knob, whereas you immediately get on the defensive, saying I called you a pussy when I didn't. I can if you want though?
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    (Original post by Arkasia)
    Oh no, I'm so offended. Tarquin from Eton has stated a dislike for my avatar! Whatever will I do!

    Grow up mate, at least I acknowledge the fact I'm a knob, whereas you immediately get on the defensive, saying I called you a pussy when I didn't. I can if you want though?
    Why are you basing your opinion on someone's accent? That speaks a lot of..discrimination.

    The irony is that you seem to need to grow up a lot yourself.
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    (Original post by sw651)
    Shots fired! I repeat, shots have been fired!
    He sounds genuinely angry though LOL
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    (Original post by Student403)
    He sounds genuinely angry though LOL
    :rofl: the mods are gonna have a field day with this :rolleyes::rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Arkasia)
    Oh no, I'm so offended. Tarquin from Eton has stated a dislike for my avatar! Whatever will I do!

    Grow up mate, at least I acknowledge the fact I'm a knob, whereas you immediately get on the defensive, saying I called you a pussy when I didn't. I can if you want though?
    So, what were you implying with this comment? :lolwut:


    (Original post by Arkasia)
    It means your voice is the vocal equivalent of being slapped in the face by a Johnson's baby wipe.
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    (Original post by lustawny)
    So, what were you implying with this comment? :lolwut:
    Jfc it's not the enigma code. You have a soft voice. Does that mean you're a pussy? Nope, but your reactions suggest you are definitely insecure about something.
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    It's a girls pokemon ahahaha
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    (Original post by sw651)
    Why are you basing your opinion on someone's accent? That speaks a lot of..discrimination.

    The irony is that you seem to need to grow up a lot yourself.
    I'm a cis white male, discrimination is my forte.

    I made a comment implying his voice was soft, didn't realize that meant I had lined him up for a trip to the gas chamber smh
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    This has been one of the better threads of late.
 
 
 
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