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    http://i.imgur.com/7zIsl.png

    Count how many of these apply to you. For every one on the beta list you deduct 1 point, and for every one on the alpha list you add a point.

    Scores:

    Less than -5 = Omega
    -5 to - 3 = beta as f***
    -2, - 1 = beta
    0 = average joe
    More than 4 = above average
    More than 8 = semi-alpha
    More than 16 = ALPHA MASTER RACE

    Be honest and post your true score if you have the balls.

    I dont know what "buildmode" or "ottermode" mean, so ignore those two squares.

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    I'm the most Alpha on this site, haters back off!
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    lmao this grid is so wierd
    is this how males rate themselves/ each other?
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    lmao this grid is so wierd
    is this how males rate themselves/ each other?
    A wild beta approaches...

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    (Original post by Diabolus)
    A wild beta approaches...

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    im not even male ffs

    ur beta for even making this thread, alpha males don't give a f**k what other males are

    n fyi ottermode/buildmode are body definitions
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    im not even male ffs

    ur beta for even making this thread, alpha males don't give a f**k what other males are
    Cant see your sex on the mobile app.

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    got alpha master race, was expecting that anyway :rolleyes:
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    it's kinda beta to measure your self worth on ******** like this, are you that insecure?
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    if you have to do a test to see if you're 'alpha', then you're beta
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    (Original post by ivy.98)
    got alpha master race, was expecting that anyway :rolleyes:
    The test does not apply to women.

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    (Original post by Diabolus)
    The test does not apply to women.

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    Shhh.. :sexface:
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    (Original post by Diabolus)
    The test does not apply to women.

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    Where's the test for women? I'm curious to see how I would measure up :rofl:
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    Oh jeez, stop polluting TSR with even more alpha/beta rubbish than currently exists.
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Where's the test for women? I'm curious to see how I would measure up :rofl:
    There is no test for women.

    Even if there was an alpha/beta dynamic for women it would be completely different.

    If you ask me the most alpha women are the ones who use the pussy power to get the most sh*t for the least effort.



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    (Original post by Inexorably)
    Oh jeez, stop polluting TSR with even more alpha/beta rubbish than currently exists.
    Clear beta in denial.

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    I usually perform my own rigorous tests to see if the guy is alpha
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    (Original post by Diabolus)
    There is no test for women.

    Even if there was an alpha/beta dynamic for women it would be completely different.

    If you ask me the most alpha women are the ones who use the pussy power to get the most sh*t for the least effort.



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    So the sluts that sleep with your boss to get a pay raise basically?
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    I usually perform my own rigorous tests to see if the guy is alpha
    Like what? (actually interested if you're serious)

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    Im quite Alpha! Im a built black man, what can i say!
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    On what version of Earth does having over 300 friends gain you alpha points?
 
 
 
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