what is it that makes people so digustingly unclean at uni?

My experiences were with rich kids or middle class kids, only exception was a foreign guy but he already owned a nice house.

All the poor people I lived with were better as they had to self taught how to take care of themselves.

Quite offensive to claim poor kids came from dumps though, if they were so poor they couldn't afford to go to university in the first place

I had "tidy" well off flatmates once, they did have a cleaning quota but only did the dishes once a week and one was a trained chef so used about 4 pots in one go and left them full of leftovers, I had to clean plates, cutlery and evne pots to use them almost every time and 19 times out of 20 I washed them straight away after usage but the time after found them dirty again, the justification for them saying I had to stick to the rota was that the 1 time out of 20 i didn't clean the stuff! (and even that was only because I had a long day so came back to wash them after I sat in room for a horu to find them already being used by someone else)

Some people are just ****.

And I award those who cannot even respect those around them and the house they live in with as much respect as they deserve, none whatsoever.

Let me guess: the omitted swear word was either the 'T' word or the 'C' word, amirite?

Nope it began with and S and ended with a T. Though I would definitely regard them as Cs

So you would shag a disgusting, filthy slob, then?

I'm confused.

I'm trying to be funny here. It's no longer funny if I have to break down a joke for someone who I'm trying to be funny towards.

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But....I didn't get it

Okay. If the omitted swear word had been either the 'T' word or the 'C' word, it would mean that you would have said that you would not offer your gash to someone who is a filthy, disgusting slob who has no respect for himself and others. You denied that the omitted word was the either the 'T' word or the 'C' word, and I made a joke out of that by asking you if you would shag a filthy, disgusting slob who has no respect for himself and others.

Comprende?

But my first comment had nothing to do with sex so I still don't get where this joke came from

If the omitted swear word was the 'S' word, like you say, it would have meant that you would not offer any materialistic, physical property to someone who has no respect for himself and others (materialistic, physical property here, meaning the 'S' word).

Christ, this is taking forever to get a laugh out of you...

None of what you said makes sense, if the omitted swear word was that it still doesn't make sense. I said I wouldn't give them respect that's all....I just don't see what you are seeing.

Also think we're thinking of different s words...

I think I see where our minds differ. I'm linking the first sentence with the second paragraph, and you intended for them to be separate. Apologies.

Even if they were linked it doesn't make sense, I just don't get it.

My humour is wasted on you, then.

I just did a **** in my hand because I couldn't be bothered to go to the bathroom.

Anyone else do this every now and then?

The trick is to leave the bathroom door open so you can toss the **** down the hall, and hopefully it'll land in the loo.

your humour sucks.