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    What kind would you be????

    Id be big and green like a standing up crocodile but with lasers coming out of my eyes, a south african accent and a stutter
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    Noooo.... if i answer this i'll be writing for hours......

    Damn my totally crazy brain!
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    id be pink and purple and like a mad old woman
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    (Original post by Cossack)
    Id be big and green like a standing up crocodile but with lasers coming out of my eyes, a south african accent and a stutter
    :eek:

    I'd be Michael Jackson
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    Id be a vampire version of sooty.

    Id be all nice and then when they press there ear against my mouth so they can hear me speak... BAM!!!

    stick your hand up my bum would ya!!!

    then id raise me a vampire army of puppets... and rule the world!!!

    MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    (Original post by Cossack)
    What kind would you be????

    Id be big and green like a standing up crocodile but with lasers coming out of my eyes, a south african accent and a stutter
    I would be a giant killer tribble.
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    I'd be a politician!!! mwah ha ha ha!!! That or a werewolf type thingy.
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    Is the idea to be the scariest monster or the coolest scary monster?
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    id be a giant dragon that eats corn on the cob
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    Id be a Bunyip.
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    A shark with a laser beam attached to my head..... and night vision..... and robotic arms...... and wings..... and a jet pack.... and some heat seeking missiles.

    And lasers, did I mention lasers?
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    (Original post by Hipocrit)
    A shark with a laser beam attached to my head..... and night vision..... and robotic arms...... and wings..... and a jet pack.... and some heat seeking missiles.

    And lasers, did I mention lasers?
    Not an ill-tempered, mutated sea bass?
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    An amphibious leiplorodon (sp?).
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    Is the idea to be the scariest monster or the coolest scary monster?
    that depends whether you wanted to be a cool scary monster or just a scary monster, not all scary monsters have to be cool and vice versa
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    I quite like the Honey Monster. He's pretty cool and I bet he can be very very scary when he wants to be.
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    I'd be a yellow highlighter pen.
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    Hmm.... i'd have a robotic left arm, with a big phosi-laser cutter on, with a built in MP3 player, which i could torture people with by playing Peter Andre.

    My right arm would be able to metamorph into various devices of torture.

    I'd have a hovercraft lower body, with built in jetpacks.

    My body would be an indistructable crystal, with a cool looking electric blue power centre inside the opaque finish.

    My head would be detachable, and have 360 degree vision, and lots of drooping tentacles coming out of it...
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    (Original post by Pencil)
    I'd be a yellow highlighter pen.
    :eek: Aaaargh! Stop it, it's too scary!!!
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    (Original post by Iluvatar)

    My head would be detachable, and have 360 degree vision, and lots of drooping tentacles coming out of it...
    why limit yourself to 360 degree vision? Mine would be able to see through stuff with x-ray vision and be able to see into the future (ill call it 576 degree vision)


    And I think t would have a comedy hammer that comes out of the head to bonk people with
 
 
 
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