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What awaits Muslim men in paradise Watch

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    Black eyed virgins x 2
    70 servant girls per virgin - 140 servants


    If you get married, you get your wife for 70 years, then you get another more beautiful virgin... or 70 years, then a hotter one comes....
    Plus 70 BEVs
    Each with 70 virgin servants.


    Is that really what life is all about??
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    Halal haribos.



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    Obviously you get nothing because you'll be dead and there is no paradise.

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    (Original post by Neostigmine)
    Black eyed virgins x 2
    70 servant girls per virgin - 140 servants


    If you get married, you get your wife for 70 years, then you get another more beautiful virgin... or 70 years, then a hotter one comes....
    Plus 70 BEVs
    Each with 70 virgin servants.


    Is that really what life is all about??
    I like how they've set up a structured reward system.
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    are the girls guaranteed to be over 16 ?
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    what if u only like girls with brown or blue eyes?


    das a lot of women tho
 
 
 
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