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    (Original post by Woody_Pigeon)
    Catch your mouse, roast him in the oven for a little while until crisp, and cooked through, but not burnt. Maybe put in a few onions and potatoes to be roasted as well, possibly even a little beef stock or instant gravy in the roasting tray with it to keep it moist (but not soggy).

    In the meantime fry up a good few beef sausages, depending on the size of the mouse. (Enough to fit the mouse on top of without any overhang). Decent sausages as well, not the sort that when you fry them, toast appears on the sides.

    Lay these sausages on a silver platter to form a bed, like so: IIIIII with some pomegranate seeds and sweet plums. Next arrange the roasted mouse on top of the sausages neatly, so as to make him look like he's in a natural position. Pour a little honey over him for good measure.

    Pour your remaining gravy around the sausage-bed, and place your onions and potatoes in this gravy.

    Enjoy your tasty meal of domination over mousekind!

    (Nicked and adapted from ancient Roman recipe)
    Aaaaaah the image will stick next time I eat a sausage!
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    (Original post by Woody_Pigeon)
    Catch your mouse, roast him in the oven for a little while until crisp, and cooked through, but not burnt. Maybe put in a few onions and potatoes to be roasted as well, possibly even a little beef stock or instant gravy in the roasting tray with it to keep it moist (but not soggy).

    In the meantime fry up a good few beef sausages, depending on the size of the mouse. (Enough to fit the mouse on top of without any overhang). Decent sausages as well, not the sort that when you fry them, toast appears on the sides.

    Lay these sausages on a silver platter to form a bed, like so: IIIIII with some pomegranate seeds and sweet plums. Next arrange the roasted mouse on top of the sausages neatly, so as to make him look like he's in a natural position. Pour a little honey over him for good measure.

    Pour your remaining gravy around the sausage-bed, and place your onions and potatoes in this gravy.

    Enjoy your tasty meal of domination over mousekind!

    (Nicked and adapted from ancient Roman recipe)
    You sir are a genius.
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    (Original post by mango peeler)
    lmao :congrats: I'm...going to go eat now. You've disappointed me, young chap.
    Sorry old fart, go ahead eat up if you want become big and strong so you can take banter
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    (Original post by SUPREME Gent)
    Crafty :P
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    I just pick it up and let it loose in the garden, lol BE FREE :ahee:
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    I'm actually dissecting one this Friday
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    I aim to please.
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    I'm not scared of mice. I did summer camp on a campus one year and there was a girl who saw a mouse and freaked out, so the staff placed mouse traps everywhere. I went around once a day triggering them so no mice would get caught. Rats are a different story. I don't know what I'd do if I had rats. But my conscience is too strong to allow me to kill creatures.
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    run away


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    (Original post by stefano865)
    Cuddle it.
    :afraid:
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    id keep it! then again i have got two pet rats and had 2 previously
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    All these people wanting to cuddle it, or keep it, or leave it be.

    You're missing out on a good meal!
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    I would move out.

    Or employ a man.
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    (Original post by WBZ144)
    :afraid:

    http://www.benziestandrews.com/wp-co...st-paw-com.jpg
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    id keep it! then again i have got two pet rats and had 2 previously

    Rats are good fun.

    I'm guessing they couldn't all live together in the same cage?

    Would they kill it?
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    (Original post by stefano865)
    Rats are good fun.

    I'm guessing they couldn't all live together in the same cage?

    Would they kill it?
    an outsider probably unless introduced properly

    flopsy and nibbles live together though there snuggle buddys
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    Scream sooo loud until someone comes and gets rid of it. Then when it's gone i would probably move the **** out of that place. I'm scared af of mice.
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    an outsider probably unless introduced properly

    flopsy and nibbles live together though there snuggle buddys

    Cute.
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    (Original post by stefano865)
    Cute.
    my last two were called ben & jerry haha
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    my last two were called ben & jerry haha

 
 
 
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