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I really really strongly desire some casual sex with some older women. That is, 30+ when I'm 20. I just think it will be so much fun as they're probably a lit more crazy and I wouldn't mind a woman telling me what to do. In fact it sure is a turn on for a woman to know what they like and then to be able to give them it.

But... I tried a few online dating sites but they're lame and I know meeting up in bars and the like is a fairly good way to get casual sex, but really, would that be worth the effort and awkwardness (since I hate bars) when realistically most women in such environments above 30 probably wouldn't want to simply get it on with a 20 year old?

Anyone got any tips? Good sites, or anything else?#

Because we all know TSRians are great at hooking up with intelligent, confident, rich, older women. Right?
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That title thread typo :holmes:
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That title thread typo :holmes:
I think it was intentional.
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I think it was intentional.
I assumed it was a typo when I clicked on the thread but then felt maybe it was intentional thus the ' :holmes:'
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I assumed it was a typo when I clicked on the thread but then felt maybe it was intentional thus the ' :holmes:'
(Original post by lustawny)
I think it was intentional.


*** on guys and girls (especially if they're over 30), stop being so off-topic and just help a man out here would you?
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*** on guys and girls (especially if they're over 30), stop being so off-topic and just help a man out here would you?
Well I assume most women in their 30's are married
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Well I assume most women in their 30's are married
it keeps getting kinkier
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it keeps getting kinkier
:rofl: don't
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Well I assume most women in their 30's are married
Yeah exactly! That's why I can't just go into a bar and be like "hey". You know? That's really ****ing depressing and just not time efficient.

Is there a secret to this I've not got yet in my 2hours of research?

I know there are a few women in their 30s and 40s that are divorced and horny. But where are they?

And actually, I am bisexual, so...
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I really really strongly desire some casual sex with some older women. That is, 30+ when I'm 20. I just think it will be so much fun as they're probably a lit more crazy and I wouldn't mind a woman telling me what to do. In fact it sure is a turn on for a woman to know what they like and then to be able to give them it.

But... I tried a few online dating sites but they're lame and I know meeting up in bars and the like is a fairly good way to get casual sex, but really, would that be worth the effort and awkwardness (since I hate bars) when realistically most women in such environments above 30 probably wouldn't want to simply get it on with a 20 year old?

Anyone got any tips? Good sites, or anything else?#

Because we all know TSRians are great at hooking up with intelligent, confident, rich, older women. Right?
You sound like a neanderthal buffoon.
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Take a zinc supplement, weakling.
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Take a zinc supplement, weakling.
LOL. Did you see my post on that other thread? Good jab if so. Lucky ******* if not.

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You sound like a neanderthal buffoon.
Lol. Right then. Care to elaborate sonny?
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Yeah exactly! That's why I can't just go into a bar and be like "hey". You know? That's really ****ing depressing and just not time efficient.

Is there a secret to this I've not got yet in my 2hours of research?

I know there are a few women in their 30s and 40s that are divorced and horny. But where are they?

And actually, I am bisexual, so...
I'm pretty sure that's the small minority(?)

Ohh plot twist

I'm afraid I'm pretty useless for advice on this :vroam:
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LOL. Did you see my post on that other thread? Good jab if so. Lucky ******* if not.



Lol. Right then. Care to elaborate sonny?
Well the fact that you have a strong and uncontrollable urge to hump anything that's over 30+ and breathing, just so you can live some "sexual fantasy", proves to me that you're in fact a "neanderthal buffoon."
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Well the fact that you have a strong and uncontrollable urge to hump anything that's over 30+ and breathing, just so you can live some "sexual fantasy", proves to me that you're in fact a "neanderthal buffoon."
So because I'm horny and kinky I am a neanderthal buffoon. Right.

Do you drink alcohol/do drugs? Are you overweight not as a result of muscle? If so, you seem quite animalistic to me good sir. I don't think most Neanderthals love their life as much as me.

I definitely didn't say anything over 30 and breathing. Although I'd still hump many things under 20 and breathing. Just, goals atm you know?
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So because I'm horny and kinky I am a neanderthal buffoon. Right.

Do you drink alcohol/do drugs? Are you overweight not as a result of muscle? If so, you seem quite animalistic to me good sir. I don't think most Neanderthals love their life as much as me.

I definitely didn't say anything over 30 and breathing. Although I'd still hump many things under 20 and breathing. Just, goals atm you know?
kinky neanderthal is it costume night cus im up for it
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kinky neanderthal is it costume night cus im up for it
Hmm, it's something to write down for the future. Could really get away with some rough sex there!
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That title :laugh:
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So because I'm horny and kinky I am a neanderthal buffoon. Right.

Do you drink alcohol/do drugs? Are you overweight not as a result of muscle? If so, you seem quite animalistic to me good sir. I don't think most Neanderthals love their life as much as me.

I definitely didn't say anything over 30 and breathing. Although I'd still hump many things under 20 and breathing. Just, goals atm you know?
It's not that you are "horny" and "kinky", it's the fact that you seem so desperately inclined and determined to have it away with anything that has two legs and is 30+.

And it clearly states "30+" in the thread.:fyi:

And no I don't take drugs, take alcohol or smoke nor am I "overweight".
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Why don't you just go on Craigslist?
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