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    Hey hey TSR,

    I am Horrorscope, your Twisted Sista of Voodoo. Tell me your star sign and let me tell you what's in store for you...

    Horrorscope x
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    (Original post by Blondie987)
    Aries
    *breathes in deeply and enters a trance*



    YOUUUUU!!!!!!! Blondie987

    Aries! One who spans the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Sitting beneath the tropical zodiac.

    *breathes out*

    You are in for a special treat at some point in the next few days. It will come in the form of the opposite of your hair colour.

    9 - 8 + 7 = 8.

    There will be EIGHT TREATS.

    *EYES OPEN AND BREATHING NORMALLY AGAIN*
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    Sagitarius haiii
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    (Original post by Horrorscope)
    *breathes in deeply and enters a trance*



    YOUUUUU!!!!!!! Blondie987

    Aries! One who spans the first 30 degrees of celestial longitude. Sitting beneath the tropical zodiac.

    *breathes out*

    You are in for a special treat at some point in the next few days. It will come in the form of the opposite of your hair colour.

    9 - 8 + 7 = 8.

    There will be EIGHT TREATS.

    *EYES OPEN AND BREATHING NORMALLY AGAIN*
    Really?! I'm so excited
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    Sagitarius haiii
    *STANDS CENTIMETERS FROM YOUR FACE AND SCREAMS A SILENT SCREAM*



    Sagittarius! The ninth astrological sign.

    This week you are strong in independence BUT you are not unemotional. In fact, you are Emotional.

    You must control those emotions my friend. Reign them in and be strong.

    *BREATHES IN DEEPLY AND REVERSES QUICKLY OUT THE DOOR SLAMMING IT SHUT*
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    (Original post by Blondie987)
    Really?! I'm so excited
    Yes, really.
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    Leo
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    (Original post by Horrorscope)
    Hey hey TSR,

    I am Horrorscope, your Twisted Sista of Voodoo. Tell me your star sign and let me tell you what's in store for you...

    Horrorscope x
    LIBRA MASTER RACE.

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    Cancer :afraid:
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    Ethereal World is like Aquarius ? is she going to have a good Valentine's Day ? :hubba:
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    Scorpio~
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    (Original post by aarora)
    Leo
    *COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR DRAGGING A COAT OVER MY FACE AND THEN SPRINGS BACK UP...*

    BEWARE OPENING THIS SPOILER FOR THE FULL POWER OF HORRORSCOPE!
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    Leo. You come after Cancer but before Virgo. This is important mortal. But it is not clear why.

    WAIT. The mist of unclearness is clearing.

    Your ruling planet, The Sun, (which is apparently a planet in this plane) is leading the way.

    Leading the way to a socially amazing weekend. Whether you expect it or not Leo, you will be king of your castle this weekend. People will flock to ad-roar you.

    *throws lion mask out of the window to reveal that I am a young warthog, and sings, Hakuna Matata backwards*
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    Tell me a Scorpio one, but one that's more relevant to a girl.
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    (Original post by Horrorscope)
    *STANDS CENTIMETERS FROM YOUR FACE AND SCREAMS A SILENT SCREAM*



    Sagittarius! The ninth astrological sign.

    This week you are strong in independence BUT you are not unemotional. In fact, you are Emotional.

    You must control those emotions my friend. Reign them in and be strong.

    *BREATHES IN DEEPLY AND REVERSES QUICKLY OUT THE DOOR SLAMMING IT SHUT*
    i dont know the extent of truth horoscopes have but this is what im going through at the moment. i dont mind enjoy being solitary and alone at times but i get emotional really easily and it can last for so long :/
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    ermm if it was a duel between OP & Molvi who would have the most awesome psychic powers ?

    :captain:
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    Libra?
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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    Cancer :afraid:
    *TIP TOES AROUND YOU IN SILENCE, NOT LOOKING AT YOU. TIP TAP... TIP TAP.... AND THEN TURNS AND STARES*



    You dare invoke the predictive powers of Horrorscope?

    UNWISE MONKEY

    But very well.

    Cancer. Four in the astrological calendar. Four. A very powerful number. DO NO FORGET THIS MONKEY.

    Four good things shall me to you this week. In response to four of your character traits.

    These are:
    - Caring
    - Adaptable
    - Responsive
    - Dependable

    Which may spell out something but it is unclear in the mists what it is...
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    (Original post by Horrorscope)
    These are:
    - Caring
    - Adaptable
    - Responsive
    - Dependable
    gasp! :gasp:
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    i dont know the extent of truth horoscopes have but this is what im going through at the moment. i dont mind enjoy being solitary and alone at times but i get emotional really easily and it can last for so long :/
    Do not fear emotion for it is the sign of a strong mortal, mortal.

    The secret is to master the emotions and make them your minions.
 
 
 
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