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    (Original post by the bear)
    many are called but few are chosen :yep:
    You said first come first serve. So I excused myself from the queue. Unless you implement a meritocracy then I can't continue to wait.
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    You said first come first serve. So I excused myself from the queue. Unless you implement a meritocracy then I can't continue to wait.
    your CV is top of the pile !
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    Horrorscope must return to the land of the unliving for now.

    Fear not TSR, I will be back.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    your CV is top of the pile !
    Please get back to me promptly. I cannot bear the waiting.
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    Please get back to me promptly. I cannot bear the waiting.
    i will have to check with your referees to confirm your performance and timekeeping :ahee:
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    (Original post by Horrorscope)
    Do not fear emotion for it is the sign of a strong mortal, mortal.

    The secret is to master the emotions and make them your minions.
    and...how do i do that?
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    i will have to check with your referees to confirm your performance and timekeeping :ahee:
    They well undoubtedly confirm my impeccable ability to perform and rise to any challenge. :awesome:
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    They well undoubtedly confirm my impeccable ability to perform and rise to any challenge. :awesome:
    were you willing to push the envelope going forward ? :holmes:
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    (Original post by Horrorscope)
    Horrorscope must return to the land of the unliving for now.

    Fear not TSR, I will be back.
    :wavey:
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    and...how do i do that?
    It is not for me to interpret the wisdom of the beyond. The answers lie within you young one.
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    were you willing to push the envelope going forward ? :holmes:
    I will push anything. Forward or back.

    In relation to you, of course. :mmm:
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    (Original post by Horrorscope)
    It is not for me to interpret the wisdom of the beyond. The answers lie within you young one.
    oh you are back already
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    (Original post by stochasticking)
    Taurus
    *MOOOOOOOOOOOO*



    Stubborn as an ox, yes? But delicately nibbling the grass of gratefulness.

    You are honest and pure, if heavy handed.

    Your strength will be valued this weekend. But be careful how you Moove so as not to cause accidental damage with your hoofs.
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    oh you are back already
    It's minutes to you, but I am now two decades older. You don't want to know what foul things I have seen on the other plane.
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    (Original post by Horrorscope)
    Hey hey TSR,

    I am Horrorscope, your Twisted Sista of Voodoo. Tell me your star sign and let me tell you what's in store for you...

    Horrorscope x
    Sagittarius bruh... I'm ready.
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    Gemini :shades:
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    (Original post by Horrorscope)
    It's minutes to you, but I am now two decades older. You don't want to know what foul things I have seen on the other plane.
    have you been watching Sky Sports ?
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    (Original post by fatima1998)
    Taurus
    tell me quick
    As above fatima. Except in you, I sense something... Something different.

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    Aquarius
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    (Original post by TheMadHatteress)
    Sagittarius bruh... I'm ready.
    Ready?

    *LAUGHS OUT LOUD A FAKE LAUGH THAT DOESN'T STOP AND THEN SPLITS INTO TWO*



    Double trouble. Gemini, the twins. One pure... One, not so!

    There are two sides to you Gemini, like Jekyl and Hyde. But which one will come out this weekend? Naughty or nice?

    Nice. Yes.

    Nice.

    You are lucky Gemini for your good twin is strong.

    *flicks the light switch on and off really quickly to create a spooky atmosphere and then the second one of me vanishes. But where to?*
 
 
 
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