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    Yaas PAPA! Gimme dat pardon!
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    I'd still go for a sainthood.
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    Probably to cover up the losses of his global flop album, The King of Vatican City is now selling three sets of lottery tickets in México, where he is currently visiting.

    This once again demonstrates The Holy Father's commitment to aiding the poor - now instead of spending 500,000 Euros for a sainthood, the disadvantaged can go to heaven with just a ticket, an opportunity they haven't had in half a century.

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    The Catholic church has always promoted a lottery. It's called the withdrawl method.
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    I don't think this was what Martin Luther was on about, in all frankness.
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    Catholic lotto. Your child could win a two week vacation with a Catholic priest. Clothing optional.
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    cannot read OP's post. he is in my special room.
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    (Original post by caravaggio2)
    The Catholic church has always promoted a lottery. It's called the withdrawl method.
    The withdrawal method is explicitly condemned by The Bible.
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    (Original post by caravaggio2)
    The Catholic church has always promoted a lottery. It's called the withdrawl method.
    "I like those odds" :sexface:
 
 
 
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