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    Mine goes like this:
    ME: Did you know my iq is 160, so how about a blowjob?
    Girl: EW NO
    Me: It will be the smartest thing thats ever come out of your mouth

    *Gets BJ*
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    That's probably the worst one I've ever heard.
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    (Original post by 8igBusTyc00n)
    Mine goes like this:
    ME: Did you know my iq is 160, so how about a blowjob?
    Girl: EW NO
    Me: It will be the smartest thing thats ever come out of your mouth

    *Gets BJ*
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    :lolwut:
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    Just re-enact the Star Lord - middle finger scene, then repeat "Sorry, I didn't know how this machine worked... Hi I'm *name*"
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    Are you a banana? Because i find you a-peeling

    Can i take a picture to prove to all my friends that angels exist?

    There's something wrong with my cellphone, it doesn't have your number in it.

    Can i follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

    Do you have a map? i'm getting lost in your eyes.
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    Really weak pick up line

    Try this one OP
    Whoa,Whoa,Whoa, mashallah,mashallah,mashallah,yo ur ankles made me lower my gaze
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    (Original post by thefatone)
    Are you a banana? Because i find you a-peeling

    Can i take a picture to prove to all my friends that angels exist?

    There's something wrong with my cellphone, it doesn't have your number in it.

    Can i follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

    Do you have a map? i'm getting lost in your eyes.
    wheres the originality at thooo
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    (Original post by Helpme.)
    wheres the originality at thooo
    lol
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    Are your parents terrorists because you're DA BOMB
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    (Original post by MrsSheldonCooper)
    Are your parents terrorists because you're DA BOMB

    are u a bomb
    bcus im ready to die for u
 
 
 
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