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So, I made the appointment at the spa for my partner and then thought why not make a day of it for the two of us, but she refuses to attend, says she hates spas :frown:

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Original post by apronedsamurai
So, I made the appointment at the spa for my partner and then thought why not make a day of it for the two of us, but she refuses to attend, says she hates spas :frown:


How many texts did you send her and how many minutes did you last?

If only you upgraded your package, you could last unlimited.
It's good she told you she wasn't coming though.

Some women say they're coming and even pretend to come because they're worried about their partner's self-esteem, but I think it's important to be honest.

Have you tried other ways of getting her to come? Like taking her up the back alley to go to the spa there? That might get her to come.
Original post by lycamobile
How many texts did you send her and how many minutes did you last?

If only you upgraded your package, you could last unlimited.


:toofunny:
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Though this was about ejaculation
Original post by tengentoppa
It's good she told you she wasn't coming though.

Some women say they're coming and even pretend to come because they're worried about their partner's self-esteem, but I think it's important to be honest.

Have you tried other ways of getting her to come? Like taking her up the back alley to go to the spa there? That might get her to come.


Oh my :rofl:
Original post by lycamobile
How many texts did you send her and how many minutes did you last?

If only you upgraded your package, you could last unlimited.


pls. i can't breathe. :rofl:
Original post by lycamobile
how many texts did you send her and how many minutes did you last?

If only you upgraded your package, you could last unlimited.


lmaoooooooooooo
What joke? :holmes:

samurai's partner won't go the spa, have a little sensitivity pls. :hand:
Original post by The Diplomat.
lmaoooooooooooo


If he went for a stripper he could always pay as you go.
Original post by lycamobile
How many texts did you send her and how many minutes did you last?

If only you upgraded your package, you could last unlimited.


This is brilliant :rofl:
Original post by lycamobile
If he went for a stripper he could always pay as you go.


...

****ing dead.
If you pressure her to come and think that if she doesn't come you've failed as partner she'll really struggle to come.
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I saw this coming a lightyear away.
but luckily this is my kind of humour
Original post by lycamobile
If he went for a stripper he could always pay as you go.


DEAD:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
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I actually lol'd samurai omg ffs
Original post by lycamobile
If he went for a stripper he could always pay as you go.


Legit hurting my sides reading your about me :rofl2:

u gon get band
Sarcasm fail on your part...:rolleyes:
Nice clickbait.
Original post by acupofgreentea
What joke? :holmes:

samurai's partner won't go the spa, have a little sensitivity pls. :hand:




Original post by acupofgreentea
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****ing dead.


Lolllll. :toofunny:

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