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    Recently I was at my mates house and he went for a shower. During this time his mum came into his room to drop off his clean washing. We started talking and my mate came out the shower. This was pretty much duplicated every second day, until one day I received oral from her!! (can I just add she is a young mother and I'm certainly of age). My friend is getting suspicious as to why I never come round to his anymore. Help!!!! Please!
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    Seems legit.
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    lmfao this is epic :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    is his mum married?
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    My ultimate fantasy. :teeth: :perv:
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    (Original post by FromTheWild)
    until one day I received oral from her!!
    lmao you make it sound so casual
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    (Original post by stefano865)
    My ultimate fantasy. :teeth: :perv:
    What, having a friend? :rofl:
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    lmfao this is epic :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    is his mum married?
    His mum is single.
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    So every time you came round your friend would go for a shower? :curious:
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    (Original post by stefano865)
    My ultimate fantasy. :teeth: :perv:
    I think the fact it was with my mates mum made it that little bit better :perv:
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    What, having a friend? :rofl:

    Of course.

    You know me too well.



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    (Original post by Queen Cersei)
    So every time you came round your friend would go for a shower? :curious:
    Cersei asking the real questions here :rofl:
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    (Original post by Queen Cersei)
    So every time you came round your friend would go for a shower? :curious:
    Do you not shower every day? I'm cool with it though I used to just sit on the ps4 and whatnot. But now it's mega awkward
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    What, having a friend? :rofl:
    Savageeeeeeee
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    I doubt if this ever happened ...
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    (Original post by TeeEm)
    I doubt if this ever happened ...
    Why would I make a post with no information about myself for a lie? I genuinely need help like excuses why I haven't been round.
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    (Original post by FromTheWild)
    Why would I make a post with no information about myself for a lie? I genuinely need help like excuses why I haven't been round.
    ask a psychologist ... I am a mathematician ...
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    (Original post by TeeEm)
    ask a psychologist ... I am a mathematician ...
    Soz cleverclogs.
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    So every time you came round your friend would go for a shower? :curious:
    Yeah, that's the question :teehee:

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    (Original post by FromTheWild)
    Recently I was at my mates house and he went for a shower. During this time his mum came into his room to drop off his clean washing. We started talking and my mate came out the shower. This was pretty much duplicated every second day, until one day I received oral from her!! (can I just add she is a young mother and I'm certainly of age). My friend is getting suspicious as to why I never come round to his anymore. Help!!!! Please!
    Dude, you get action and go less? What is wrong? Go round more, be the daddy:colone:

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    (Original post by FromTheWild)
    Recently I was at my mates house and he went for a shower. During this time his mum came into his room to drop off his clean washing. We started talking and my mate came out the shower. This was pretty much duplicated every second day, until one day I received oral from her!! (can I just add she is a young mother and I'm certainly of age). My friend is getting suspicious as to why I never come round to his anymore. Help!!!! Please!
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