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    I had Biology coursework due 22 minutes ago and I havent even started it. To make things worse, this coursework was due 3 ****ING WEEKS AGO. My teacher kindly gave me a week extension and when i couldnt do it then she gave me the rest of the week and the half term and I STILL HAVENT ****ING STARTED. i dont know what to do. i feel like dying. can someone kill me i will pay you £278 its all i have. thanks.
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    It's beyond midnight... Would you like it done quickly or slowly?

    Constructively, maybe it's time to start it, at least in bullet point form so you have something to show your teacher. That said, they probably aren't going to be hugely impressed.
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    (Original post by Mimir)
    It's beyond midnight... Would you like it done quickly or slowly?
    Today as in the new day you cretin
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    That £278 does look tempting...
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    Transfer the money to my bank account

    Then you will automatically kill yourself for giving £278 away to a stranger on the internet

    Its a win-win situation
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    Take a day off and complete it ?
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    (Original post by jshep000)
    Today as in the new day you cretin
    Oh someone's not changed their tampon yet... I'll get my handbag.
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    Start it now

    Atleast get half done by the end of the night...
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    (Original post by TheArtofProtest)
    If it's demonstrating sexual reproduction, I'd happily oblige.
    Wow creep to the rescue
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    (Original post by jawsontheflooor)
    Take a day off and complete it ?
    my attendance is also really ****, i lliterally had a warning from my head of year 2 weeks ago and she said i could be kicked out if i take 3 days off between now and easter (to get it up to 90%) and i used my last strike today :cry2:
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    Sounds like you need to pull the finger out. The teacher was very generous giving you the extra time that they did, you'd best get started!
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    Pretty screwed
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    (Original post by Mimir)
    Oh someone's not changed their tampon yet... I'll get my handbag.
    Great banter 8/8 retort
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    Guys, what on earth?! Someone is struggling here and all you can do is make inappropriate comments?

    OP, why don't we study together? Me and you rn? I will be right here with you and you should report back to me every 20 mins to tell me how much you have progressed with your coursework and I'll do the same. It might help/motivate you? :hugs: Otherwise, I really hope you get this done soon. I believe you can do it, just make a start and I promise you'll feel so much better. :five:
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    (Original post by jshep000)
    Great banter 8/8 retort
    I do my best with what I'm presented with.
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    (Original post by Anon_98)
    Guys, what on earth?! Someone is struggling here and all you can do is make inappropriate comments?

    OP, why don't we study together? Me and you rn? I will be right here with you and you should report back to me every 20 mins to tell me how much you have progressed with your coursework and I'll do the same. It might help/motivate you? :hugs: Otherwise, I really hope you get this done soon. I believe you can do it, just make a start and I promise you'll feel so much better. :five:
    thank you anon :cry2: sweet and helpful as always

    yes okay maybe that would help :sad: I'll pm you.
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    (Original post by curiousduck)
    thank you anon :cry2: sweet and helpful as always

    yes okay maybe that would help :sad: I'll pm you.
    :hugs: <3
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    (Original post by Mimir)
    I do my best with what I'm presented with.
    Ur weak
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    (Original post by curiousduck)
    a million.

    I had Biology coursework due 22 minutes ago and I havent even started it. To make things worse, this coursework was due 3 ****ING WEEKS AGO. My teacher kindly gave me a week extension and when i couldnt do it then she gave me the rest of the week and the half term and I STILL HAVENT ****ING STARTED. i dont know what to do. i feel like dying. can someone kill me i will pay you £278 its all i have. thanks.
    Ok, what is the coursework on
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    (Original post by apronedsamurai)
    Ok, what is the coursework on
    30% and its on how light affects the abudance on bramble (i have the results and experiment etc)
 
 
 
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