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giris, would date a guy with a small penis?. watch

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    I have a small penis.
    would you date me?.
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    you should know by now that penis size is everything :yep:
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    Because the first question a girl asks before a date is always: 'how long is your penis?' :facepalm:
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    I'm not gay.

    If I was I would say yes.

    Less painful I would imagine. :ahee:
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    (Original post by MathsAstronomy12)
    Yes of course the first question a girl asks before a date is: 'how long is your penis?' :facepalm:
    Ahh ...no...

    But it might bother her down the road , when things get intimate...
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    (Original post by mojitox)
    Ahh ...no...

    But it might bother her down the road , when things get intimate...
    Genetics dictate the size of your ****** mate, sorry to hear of your situation but I'm afraid there's nothing you can do about it. By no means the end of world tho
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    How would a girl know how long a guys penis is prior to dating them? Also personally I have no comparison so I wouldn't notice tbh.
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    (Original post by MathsAstronomy12)
    Because the first question a girl asks before a date is always: 'how long is your penis?' :facepalm:
    The second is usually how thick it is. Maybe I date the wrong women.
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    How would they know your penis size beforehand? If a girl has been put off by you telling them your penis size, it may just be that you bloody told them your penis size out of blue that put them off rather than the actual size.
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    Depends how small? Are we talking less than 5/6 inches erect?


    Good thing about having a small penis is that you won't need to worry about long term relationships ! So it's not all bad OP. :P
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    (Original post by MathsAstronomy12)
    Because the first question a girl asks before a date is always: 'how long is your penis?' :facepalm:
    Perhaps not, but it may be the last question she asks as it ends.
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    (Original post by MathsAstronomy12)
    Yes of course the first question a girl asks before a date is: 'how long is your penis?' :facepalm:

    Naive.

    Every woman keeps a tape measure in her handbag.
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    The second is usually how thick it is. Maybe I date the wrong women.
    Bants
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    (Original post by stefano865)
    Naive.

    Every woman keeps a tape measure in her handbag.
    Just trying to give the lad some constructive advice
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    (Original post by RiskingItAll)
    Depends how small? Are we talking less than 5/6 inches erect?


    Good thing about having a small penis is that you won't need to worry about long term relationships ! So it's not all bad OP. :P
    Wth? you mean you'll be dumped if you've a small penis?
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    I think my ex had a small penis but I'm not sure because the only other penis I've seen was whilst drunk. It didn't bother me too much.
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    It bothers me now that we've broken up though. #BitterEx
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    i would never ask the boy is ur penis is a rocket or is a needle
    he may just leave me straight away
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    (Original post by MathsAstronomy12)
    Just trying to give the lad some constructive advice
    Always that one guy who hides in the corner when we get naked ready for shower time after a game of rugby......
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    (Original post by MathsAstronomy12)
    Just trying to give the lad some constructive advice

    I get that.

    Good guy.

    I should do the same sometime. :ahee:
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    Small dicks for the win.
    Tiny **** even better. No sarcasm it's for real.
 
 
 
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