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any1 no any gud jokes i dnt care what kind!

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any1 no any gud jokes i dnt care what kind!

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search jokes...you should find some good ones

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any1 no any gud jokes i dnt care what kind!

louise x
What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.
thats a classic

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It's ridiculous. *apologises to everyone for being so grumpy - but hey you can't blame me! *
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lol i like it.

my sense of humour is pretty selective though.

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I Bought a new David Blaine action figure from Toys R Us today.....



I can't get the ******* out the box!
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I Bought a new David Blaine action figure from Toys R Us today.....



I can't get the ******* out the box!
me too, I'm sure it said 'Not to be opened within 44 days' and 'Insert special glucose through tiny straw here'
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How do you make your wife cry during sex?

Phone her up!
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me too, I'm sure it said 'Not to be opened within 44 days' and 'Insert special glucose through tiny straw here'
How about: Do not turn upside down...
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hehe
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What's a duck's favourite snack?

Milk and quakers.

I love Semsame Street, that joke has stayed with me for about 10 years.
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How about: Do not turn upside down...
Or 'Do not feed'
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This one is only funny because it's so stupid:

What did Geronimo say when he jumped off a cliff?

Meeeeeeeeee...!!!
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This one is only funny because it's so stupid:

What did Geronimo say when he jumped off a cliff?

Meeeeeeeeee...!!!
Poor Geronimo, what a terrible way to die.
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Poor Geronimo, what a terrible way to die.
save the trees..... :rolleyes:
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a woman went to the dentist to have a tooth extraction.
She said "i'd rather have a baby than a tooth being pulled out"
the dentist said "ok, hurry up and make your mind so i can adjust the chair"
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What did the confused egg say?

I don't unda-stand.*



You will only get this joke if you speak urdu or hindi
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What did the confused egg say?

I don't unda-stand.*



You will only get this joke if you speak urdu or hindi
LOL!
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any1 no any gud jokes i dnt care what kind!

louise x
Just look for MASKALL posts. That's all I can say. lol.
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