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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Damn right

    If you've got it, flaunt it

    I've got a friend, Dave, he's got a 9 incher, he gets it out all the time.
    Was that last line an Ali G reference? :lol:
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    I have a 12 incher that folds and fits in my pencil case.
    A bendable ruler? :eek:
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    For a naturally superior person such as myself of course, it would be my unrivalled modesty and humility.
    Not to mention my excellent candlelight suppers which frequently leave my friends and acquaintances simply flabbergasted.
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    (Original post by RDB1826)
    Was that last line an Ali G reference? :lol:
    Hahaha dam yes

    I was hoping people thought I came up with that lol
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    (Original post by Gryffindorian)
    A bendable ruler? :eek:
    A folding ruler, yes. It's like when the Queen bends in half.
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    No wait I didn't say that. I'm not going to jail.
    i'm afraid u did
    Don't worry, you'll make friends with the prisoners; they'll be impressed by your Oxford alumni card!
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    I'm not sure what my usp would be, but maybe it's that I can horse ride perfectly, and I'm grade 8 for piano!
    Compose me a Harry Potter-esque song. Something that I can relax to in front of the common room fireplace.
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    A folding ruler, yes. It's like when the Queen bends in half.
    Does it make a sharp snapping noise like the bones in her back?
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Damn right

    If you've got it, flaunt it

    I've got a friend, Dave, he's got a 9 incher, he gets it out all the time.
    I could be wrong here, but were you quoting Ali G?
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    (Original post by RDB1826)
    Was that last line an Ali G reference? :lol:
    (Original post by similarBlank)
    I could be wrong here, but were you quoting Ali G?
    lol yea
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    (Original post by Gryffindorian)
    Does it make a sharp snapping noise like the bones in her back?
    It does, actually.
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    Hmmmm.... Probably one of the many skills I've picked up at army cadets
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Hahaha dam yes

    I was hoping people thought I came up with that lol
    We know you're not that clever.
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    I have a 12 incher that folds and fits in my pencil case.
    It's detachable.
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    It does, actually.
    What else does your ruler have in common with the queen?
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Hahaha dam yes

    I was hoping people thought I came up with that lol
    Woah, I aint accusing ya of lyin', it might be a coincidence that you've also got a mate Dave who's frequently involved in public indecency.
 
 
 
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