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    If people didn't listen to me, I'd serve there milk last (when it was cold)
    What am I, doing in here, with a dildo?
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    (Original post by MathsAstronomy12)
    Put you in custardy
    Do you wanna take some swollen evidence?
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    Do you wanna take some swollen evidence?
    I wouldn't mind escaping up her tunnel
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    It's Friday!



    Lol Keith at 1:02.
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    (Original post by JBLondon)
    I wouldn't mind escaping up her tunnel
    This is just one big boys club isn't it?

    What she needs is a good shaggin'
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    It's Friday!



    Lol Keith at 1:02.
    Well mine was impromptu .... Not that you should get extra points for that.
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    This is just one big boys club isn't it?

    What she needs is a good shaggin'
    Might bloody have to now
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    (Original post by JBLondon)
    Might bloody have to now
    I dunno, I could show you a magazine where literally....
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    I dunno, I could show you a magazine where literally....
    Not only did they undermine you in an authoritative sense, but they left an image in my mind of you naked on all fours literally being done doggy style.
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    (Original post by JBLondon)
    Not only did they undermine you in an authoritative sense, but they left an image in my mind of you naked on all fours literally being done doggy style.
    Yknow Bruce lee isn't actually dead?
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    Yknow Bruce lee isn't actually dead?
    It's in a book. Faked his own death so he could infiltrate the triads.


    You steal 1000 post-it notes at 12p....you've made............profit.
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    (Original post by JBLondon)
    It's in a book. Faked his own death so he could infiltrate the triads.


    You steal 1000 post-it notes at 12p....you've made............profit.
    Yknow those people Ray and Jude that were just in? They hire expert speakers for motivational talks.......


    They've asked me.
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    (Original post by JBLondon)
    It's in a book. Faked his own death so he could infiltrate the triads.


    You steal 1000 post-it notes at 12p....you've made............profit.
    I reckon that's true because if you were gonna send someone undercover to investigate the triads you'd probably send the worlds most famous Chinese film star.
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    I reckon that's true because if you were gonna send someone undercover to investigate the triads you'd probably send the worlds most famous Chinese film star.
    This is Sanj, this guy does the best Ali G impersonation, Aiiieee. I can't do it, go on, do it
    I don't, must be someone else
    Oh, sorry, it's the other one...
    The other what... Paki?
    Ah, that's racist.
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    There is no room 362 in this hotel. Sometimes the complaints will be false..
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    "I can make that dream come true to, AKA, for you"
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    (Original post by MathsAstronomy12)
    There is no room 362 in this hotel. Sometimes the complaints will be false..
    Got his attention....

    GET THEIR ATTENTION
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    (Original post by JBLondon)
    Got his attention....

    GET THEIR ATTENTION
    Not quite the point I was trying to make..
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    (Original post by MathsAstronomy12)
    Not quite the point I was trying to make..
    Different points to be made
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    (Original post by JBLondon)
    Different points to be made
    Was thinking more of customer care
 
 
 
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