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    Was thinking more of customer care
    Coming at it from different angles.
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    Coming at it from different angles.
    I never thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please
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    (Original post by JBLondon)
    I never thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please
    Say what you see Gareth.
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    Say what you see Gareth.
    People look at me, they say he's tough, he was in the army he's gonna be hard. But I am caring, and sensitive.

    Isn't Schindler's List a brilliant film?
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    People look at me, they say he's tough, he was in the army he's gonna be hard. But I am caring, and sensitive.

    Isn't Schindler's List a brilliant film?
    I like your little beard....


    Just the staff telling me what an excellent job I'm doing. :yep:
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    I like your little beard....


    Just the staff telling me what an excellent job I'm doing. :yep:
    Just the eight pints for me last night, then. "Team leader and boss in drunken night out." Shock! horror! Going out with Oggy tomorrow night. That'll be be a quiet night in at the library... not!
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    (Original post by JBLondon)
    Just the eight pints for me last night, then. "Team leader and boss in drunken night out." Shock! horror! Going out with Oggy tomorrow night. That'll be be a quiet night in at the library... not!
    When you're on the phone can you keep the pig impersonations down to a minimum please.

    Don't play me at top trumps.... You will not win.
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    When you're on the phone can you keep the pig impersonations down to a minimum please.

    Don't play me at top trumps.... You will not win.
    In my experience, women who work in factories are slappers.
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    In my experience, women who work in factories are slappers.
    Welllll that degrades women. Which I hate. And I said it first.

    What's a goblin then ?
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    (Original post by JBLondon)
    In my experience, women who work in factories are slappers.
    Have you ever seen tinder like Brent or reply like Brent on Twitter. I used to have tinder just to do the former. Check this effort out:

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    Welllll that degrades women. Which I hate. And I said it first.

    What's a goblin then ?
    It's called an education.


    Team Leader? It's a title someone's given you to get you to do something they don't want to do for free - it's like making the div kid at school milk monitor. No one respects it.
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    Have you ever seen tinder like Brent or reply like Brent on Twitter. I used to have tinder just to do the former. Check this effort out:
    I'm in stitches, I've never seen that before!
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    I'm in stitches, I've never seen that before!
    I did one on a guy called Keith and gervais retweeted it and that was my life goals sorted. No wonder stuff went downhill since then. :hide:
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    (Original post by JBLondon)
    I'm in stitches, I've never seen that before!
    This is the best reply like Brent I've ever seen:

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    This is the best reply like Brent I've ever seen:
    I'm actually pissing myself. I clearly need to do some research on reply like Brent, and then start taking part myself.

    I might challenge myself today to reply to emails like Brent all day.
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    (Original post by JBLondon)
    I'm actually pissing myself. I clearly need to do some research on reply like Brent, and then start taking part myself.

    I might challenge myself today to reply to emails like Brent all day.
    Loooool challenge accepted. There is no ego when pulling together to do something good.
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    Loooool challenge accepted. There is no ego when pulling together to do something good.
    I'm currently screening job applications, and I really want to reply to some of them with 'that sounds like management speak, and I know how much we hate management speak'
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    (Original post by JBLondon)
    I'm currently screening job applications, and I really want to reply to some of them with 'that sounds like management speak, and I know how much we hate management speak'
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    (Original post by JBLondon)
    I'm currently screening job applications, and I really want to reply to some of them with 'that sounds like management speak, and I know how much we hate management speak'
    A morning treat for you ^^^^^^^

    I will PM you my Twitter handle so you can check out my portfolio in the media section :yep:
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    A morning treat for you ^^^^^^^

    I will PM you my Twitter handle so you can check out my portfolio in the media section :yep:
 
 
 
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