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    I'm a personal assistant to 4 very demanding cats.
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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    Excuse me I am not a pagan, I worship our almighty lord Jesus Christ. Every sunday I pray for my sins to be forgiven and I take part in the holy communion of our saviour. I eat the body of christ and consume the blood of christ.
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    (Original post by Spock's Socks)
    I'm a personal assistant to 4 very demanding cats.
    So unemployed?
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    (Original post by ByronicHero)
    So unemployed?
    Not by choice, but yes.
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    (Original post by Spock's Socks)
    Not by choice, but yes.
    :console:

    You could always become one of those women strange businessmen eat sushi off.
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    (Original post by ByronicHero)
    I can see it in your eyes, yea, you look demoralized
    You think you gully but we know otherwise
    Man chats **** about taking other lives
    But soon all you man will change to the other side

    Big in the game? Well your match you've met
    You'll get left with more holes than a net
    If I don't know you then its air you'll get
    And after this your career you'll forget

    14 year old fire dere man
    Oi mandem...
    eye this
    rude boy's Irish and he's chatting like I buy this
    roll up in style, take ur gal like a pirate
    you wanna get violent?

    say hi to my clique

    Freeze when you see me
    Pass me dem ice picks
    They say I'm too mean cos my swag is the nicest
    Your money so short
    like your D, lickle 5 inch

    This boy's got some nerve
    Jack off little perv
    I'll side man-swerve
    leave your ass at the curb

    <3

    (lmao is all banta :toofunny:)
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    scubi doo lets giddit fam :borat:
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    (Original post by lol-done)
    Oi mandem...
    eye this
    rude boy's Irish and he's chatting like I buy this
    roll up in style, take ur gal like a pirate
    you wanna get violent?

    say hi to my clique

    Freeze when you see me
    Pass me dem ice picks
    They say I'm too mean cos my swag is the nicest
    Your money so short
    like your D, lickle 5 inch

    This boy's got some nerve
    Jack off little perv
    I'll side man-swerve
    leave your ass at the curb

    <3

    (lmao is all banta :toofunny:)
    Cuz my bars'll constrict you just like a python
    You're full of **** just like a dyson,
    I mean look at your hair I bet its got lice on,
    we're both called mc but whos it sound nice on?

    Here's a clue - it's not you
    You chat **** tryna say its true
    Wiv your katted bars tryna say they new
    Expelling pure air till your face turn blue

    So trust me blood I will go on sick
    I will make you feel as small as your ****,
    Quit now cuz you cant follow,
    Cuz the only thing you spit is my seed you can't swallow

    :P
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    (Original post by ByronicHero)
    Cuz my bars'll constrict you just like a python
    You're full of **** just like a dyson,
    I mean look at your hair I bet its got lice on,
    we're both called mc but whos it sound nice on?

    Here's a clue - it's not you
    You chat **** tryna say its true
    Wiv your katted bars tryna say they new
    Expelling pure air till your face turn blue

    So trust me blood I will go on sick
    I will make you feel as small as your ****,
    Quit now cuz you cant follow,
    Cuz the only thing you spit is my seed you can't swallow

    :P
    :erm:
    This sh*t is recycled
    Anyway nice try, fool

    You wanna be hard?
    Here we are, like we're equals
    I don't wanna hurt you
    I know you're nice peoples
    But you're reusing bars
    That's right, g, I see you
    Put you in the ER
    Talking ICU

    I got more bars
    than a prepaid phone

    And here you are
    tryna play my clone

    Chillin' on a friday
    on your jack jones
    all alone at home
    staring at the phone :rofl:

    i don't even know what the **** i'm saying now
    let's get back to us, rude boy,
    i'm just playing now <3
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    (Original post by lol-done)
    :erm:
    This sh*t is recycled
    Anyway nice try, fool

    You wanna be hard?
    Here we are, like we're equals
    I don't wanna hurt you
    I know you're nice peoples
    But you're reusing bars
    That's right, g, I see you
    Put you in the ER
    Talking ICU

    I got more bars
    than a prepaid phone

    And here you are
    tryna play my clone

    Chillin' on a friday
    on your jack jones
    all alone at home
    staring at the phone :rofl:

    i don't even know what the **** i'm saying now
    let's get back to us, rude boy,
    i'm just playing now <3
    They are literally bars that either me or my mate wrote when we were 14 :lol:

    Or at least as best as I can remember them.
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    (Original post by ByronicHero)
    They are literally bars that either me or my mate wrote when we were 14 :lol:

    Or at least as best as I can remember them.
    lmfao
    i thought u had another verse i was gona say:

    "how did you write a verse in a minute?
    nah shut the **** up wasteman lemme finish!"

    and then I read this :rofl:

    those bars were off the top of my head just now because banter but I give you ratings still :yy:
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    (Original post by lol-done)
    lmfao
    i thought u had another verse i was gona say:

    "how did you write a verse in a minute?
    nah shut the **** up wasteman lemme finish!"

    and then I read this :rofl:

    those bars were off the top of my head just now because banter but I give you ratings still :yy:
    To be honest I could have come up with something better than those now too but I'm lazy :facepalm:

    You get the victory for actually writing now :lol:
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    (Original post by ByronicHero)
    To be honest I could have come up with something better than those now too but I'm lazy :facepalm:

    You get the victory for actually writing now :lol:
    :rofl: well i'm always open to banter, especially rhyming banter
    anytime you feel like it thread it up and tag me in :yy:
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    (Original post by lol-done)
    :rofl: well i'm always open to banter, especially rhyming banter
    anytime you feel like it thread it up and tag me in :yy:
    Okay cool!
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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    Excuse me I am not a pagan, I worship our almighty lord Jesus Christ. Every sunday I pray for my sins to be forgiven and I take part in the holy communion of our saviour. I eat the body of christ and consume the blood of christ.
    You eat your messiah? I'm pretty sure they don't like it when you do that.
 
 
 
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