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heyy, so who has the best musical pun - this can be from quoting song lyrics to your best composer wordplaybut I guess this always leads to treble - have fun XD
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I've got a cold

I was running through the six with my nose.
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There are always the classics:

"What do you call Throwing a viola into the bin from the opposite end of the hall?"
"Perfect Pitch"

"What's the difference between an Onion and an antique Viola?"
"Nobody cries if you cut up an Antique Viola."
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I would tell a music joke but they always fall flat
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(Original post by XMaramena)
There are always the classics:

"What do you call Throwing a viola into the bin from the opposite end of the hall?"
"Perfect Pitch"

"What's the difference between an Onion and an antique Viola?"
"Nobody cries if you cut up an Antique Viola."
:'( violas are always made fun of!

Here's a revenge one:
What do a violin and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed!
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pls no g string jokes, they're too old xD
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Why couldn't the strong quartet find their composer?

He was Haydn (hiding)


Why didn't Handel go shopping?

He was Baroque (broke)


Middle C, E flat and G walk into a bar

Sorry the barman said, we dont serve minors (CEflatG make a minor chord)
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