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    So I went out for a spot of lunch this afternoon and had a fondue, rather enjoyed it. The type with skewer-type utensils that you stab your food with to pick it up. I'd been having a cheeky flirt with our waitress, what a gorgeous set of buttocks she had :mmm:

    After I'd finished eating, the same waitress took my plate away and went around the bar, almost round the corner to some sinks but she was still just about in clear view from my seat, and I was having another look at that fantastic ass.

    Here's where it gets odd. She put my plate in the sink. She then took the skewer I was eating from and started sucking it, then popped it in her pocket and disappeared round the back somewhere. What on Earth...

    I feel weirded out, obviously. Did she just fancy a bit of what was left on the stick and thought I looked in good hygeine (maybe similar to how a lot of people would still drink a beverage if someone they fancied spat in it)? Why did she keep the stick, though... Hopefully she's not gathered our mixed DNA on a stick and is planning to create a test tube baby (which, thankfully, I don't think is possible).

    My head is genuinely a little bit of a mess right now.
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    That's pretty weird
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    She's DTF mate. Go back and get those digits.
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    Next time on things that never happened
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    maybe she wanted to make a clone of you :eek:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    what a
    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    gorgeous set of buttocks she had :mmm:

    I was having another look at that fantastic ass.


    You are a disgusting animal in answer to your original question, I am disgusted!

    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    My head is genuinely a little bit of a mess right now.


    Ok I'll let you off just this once I guess
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    So I went out for a spot of lunch this afternoon and had a fondue, rather enjoyed it. The type with skewer-type utensils that you stab your food with to pick it up. I'd been having a cheeky flirt with our waitress, what a gorgeous set of buttocks she had :mmm:

    After I'd finished eating, the same waitress took my plate away and went around the bar, almost round the corner to some sinks but she was still just about in clear view from my seat, and I was having another look at that fantastic ass.

    Here's where it gets odd. She put my plate in the sink. She then took the skewer I was eating from and started sucking it, then popped it in her pocket and disappeared round the back somewhere. What on Earth...

    I feel weirded out, obviously. Did she just fancy a bit of what was left on the stick and thought I looked in good hygeine (maybe similar to how a lot of people would still drink a beverage if someone they fancied spat in it)? Why did she keep the stick, though... Hopefully she's not gathered our mixed DNA on a stick and is planning to create a test tube baby (which, thankfully, I don't think is possible).

    My head is genuinely a little bit of a mess right now.
    That's where you tell her you've got another stick for her...........:giggle:
    Seriously though, that's kinda weird, I dunno what to make of that
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    (Original post by GUMI)
    Next time on things that never happened...
    GUMI's real parents deciding to keep him upon his birth
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    (Original post by ByronicHero)
    She's DTF mate. Go back and get those digits.
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    (Original post by EphemeralLove)
    Good sleep?
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    GUMI's real parents deciding to keep him upon his birth
    Ouchhhh
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    (Original post by Luke Kostanjsek)
    That's where you tell her you've got another stick for her...........:giggle:
    Seriously though, that's kinda weird, I dunno what to make of that
    I realise now I've missed an opportunity, was just a bit taken aback tbh. She might also cut off bits of my hair and steal my boxers to start some sort of shrine :rofl:
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    Wtf have I just read?
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    I realise now I've missed an opportunity, was just a bit taken aback tbh. She might also cut off bits of my hair and steal my boxers to start some sort of shrine :rofl:
    Frankly, if she took your boxers off you whilst you were wearing them, then that's a pretty reasonable deal in my books.
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    (Original post by Luke Kostanjsek)
    Frankly, if she took your boxers off you whilst you were wearing them, then that's a pretty reasonable deal in my books.
    Well, I did mean once they were already on the bedroom floor, but you're right there.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Well, I did mean once they were already on the bedroom floor, but you're right there.
    I mean, if leaving behind your boxers is the price you pay to get them on the floor of the waitress with the 'gorgeous set of buttocks', I imagine you could live with that
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    She definitely wants your skewer in and around her mouth.
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    (Original post by ByronicHero)
    Good sleep?
    Not really, I'm exhausted but I have slides to put together from a long ass chapter for a presentation on Friday!
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    (Original post by mkap)
    maybe she wanted to make a clone of you :eek:
    She needed his DNA! :eek:
 
 
 
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