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    (Original post by Nurne)
    Maybe a pen and mechanical pencil set you can get it engraved with a special message. (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jotter-Ballp.../dp/B009HUA4K0)



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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    You seem like you've a very sad life. I wish you all the best. <3
    And your boyfriend is probably bored of his head resulting him watching porn 24/7
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    A few posters for his room?
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    (Original post by urbanlocations)
    And your boyfriend is probably bored of his head resulting him watching porn 24/7
    How do you even come to that conclusion? You're the one who's imagining girls you've never seen naked. Whilst my boyfriend & I have sex, you're welcome to come & watch.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    How do you even come to that conclusion? You're the one who's imagining girls you've never seen naked. Whilst my boyfriend & I have sex, you're welcome to come & watch.
    Why are you so mad? You heard of a joke. You can also come and watch me and my girlfriend f**k in the kitchen.

    Might actually get some tips . Also make sure you keep using 'anonymously' because you is bad asssssssss.
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    (Original post by urbanlocations)
    Why are you so mad? You heard of a joke. You can also come and watch me and my girlfriend f**k in the kitchen.

    Might actually get some tips . Also make sure you keep using 'anonymously' because you is bad asssssssss.
    Because your comment made zero sense and lacked any type of logic.. so it wasn't really the best 'joke'. I'll pass - thanks. I don't want to sit in your kitchen whilst you're watching your imaginary girlfriend on tsr.

    I'm only anonymous because of the reason mentioned in my first post - I'm not scared of a 13 year old boy.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Because your comment made zero sense and lacked any type of logic.. so it wasn't really the best 'joke'. I'll pass - thanks. I don't want to sit in your kitchen whilst you're watching your imaginary girlfriend on tsr.

    I'm only anonymous because of the reason mentioned in my first post - I'm not scared of a 13 year old boy.
    20 years old actually. I think someone is on her period. Maybe you should go eat some chocolate xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    I mean you are getting so mad right now it's making me laugh:badger:
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    (Original post by chickenonsteroids)
    A few posters for his room?
    Good idea! I remember him saying that he wanted some posters to hang up. Thanks
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    20 years old actually. I think someone is on her period. Maybe you should go eat some chocolate xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    I mean you are getting so mad right now it's making me laugh:badger:
    And you're so illogical, I'm far more concerned than amused because there's something genuinely wrong with you. God, you're 20 and you STILL imagine girls you haven't seen naked instead of getting one in reality? Help.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    And you're so illogical, I'm far more concerned than amused because there's something genuinely wrong with you. God, you're 20 and you STILL imagine girls you haven't seen naked instead of getting one in reality? Help.
    I think you are very deluded. Have a 0 sense of humor, and are deprived of sex.

    Oh I feel sorry for you.
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    (Original post by urbanlocations)
    I think you are very deluded. Have a 0 sense of humor, and are deprived of sex.

    Oh I feel sorry for you.
    Bless your heart you make no sense. You said that was a 'joke' and now you're continuing with it because you've nothing to say.

    If you really do have a girlfriend (a real one) I'd love to show her the sorts of things you post to strangers such as..

    "I am thinking of you in one...

    It's working trust me." when talking about a nurse outfit :-)
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Bless your heart you make no sense. You said that was a 'joke' and now you're continuing with it because you've nothing to say.

    If you really do have a girlfriend (a real one) I'd love to show her the sorts of things you post to strangers such as..

    "I am thinking of you in one...

    It's working trust me." when talking about a nurse outfit :-)


    Don't worry a real man has now entered the building.


    How about...

    A witty new mug
    Coffee machine
    Ice shot glasses
    Sandwich maker
    Nutribullet
    Fragrance
    Socks
    Boxers
    Moisturiser


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    frying pan with handle engraved with your name perhaps
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    (Original post by stefano865)
    Don't worry a real man has now entered the building.


    How about...

    A witty new mug
    Coffee machine
    Ice shot glasses
    Sandwich maker
    Nutribullet
    Fragrance
    Socks
    Boxers
    Moisturiser


    Not to mention far more mature! Thank youuuu. He does love coffee machines hhhmmm might be a good idea
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Not to mention far more mature! Thank youuuu. He does love coffee machines hhhmmm might be a good idea


    Bean to cup might not be ideal.

    A capsule coffee machine is probably the best bet.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/...s-9759876.html

    https://www.dualit.com/products/coffee-capsules-pods



    These cups are pretty cool.

    http://www.jimbobart.com/collections/coffee-cups



    This is an amazing fragrance btw. The nicest I have ever tried.
    Unisex so you could use it too.

    http://www.escentual.com/comme-des-g...ZSwaAmkw8P8HAQ



    Smoothie and blender.

    https://www.lovetaste.co

    http://www.johnlewis.com/browse/elec...nders/_/N-2pz1
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    Socks.
    Cutlery, pans and plates.
    Air freshener.
    Pens, pencils and fluorescent markers.
    Cookbook for dummies.
    Managing finances for dummies.
    Basic toolkit.
    Noise-canceling headphones.
    Decent coffeemaker.

    Trust me, I'm an university student.
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    Here are some serious suggestions lol:
    uni sweater or scarf
    sports equipment/ kit if he does any sports
    dressing gown (good for shared accom lol!)
    perhaps these are too boring tho!

    and thumbs up for decent coffee maker (although a cafetière is just as good) , headphones, and toolkit's good too
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Bless your heart you make no sense. You said that was a 'joke' and now you're continuing with it because you've nothing to say.

    If you really do have a girlfriend (a real one) I'd love to show her the sorts of things you post to strangers such as..

    "I am thinking of you in one...

    It's working trust me." when talking about a nurse outfit :-)
    I would love to post to your boyfriend. What a boring girlfriend you have who has 0 personality. Anyway stop replying. Id rather right 30k word essay.

    In the meantime work on your personality and sarcasm. Also how to spot jokes within forums Might help you.
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    (Original post by urbanlocations)
    I would love to post to your boyfriend. What a boring girlfriend you have who has 0 personality. Anyway stop replying. Id rather right 30k word essay.

    In the meantime work on your personality and sarcasm. Also how to spot jokes within forums Might help you.
    Post to him http://static1.tsrfiles.co.uk/15.8.4...lies/smile.png at least I don't flirt with random people on forums, hahahaha

    I can reply, it's MY thread. Why would you reply if you'd rather write an essay? Because you're simply butthurt that nobody finds your "jokes" funny. It's as though you went up to a stranger and said "your sex life is non existent"

    woahhh!11111 comedian right here!!!1111111
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    (Original post by urbanlocations)
    And your boyfriend is probably bored of his head resulting him watching porn 24/7
    Dear urbanlocations,

    When Tim Berners-Lee created the internet, he later claimed that diversity of thought was necessary to make the world better. However, by this, I don't think he meant diverse enough to verge down the spectrum into the category 'complete ignoramous'. Because, it's very clear that you're illogical. Your attempted put downs and responses, for instance, make no sense. Gaining pleasure from imagining anonymous strangers naked, as well as reference to '24/7 porn', could be an indication that you're sexually fruatrated, and attempting to attenuate that by inviting a TSR user to watch you and an imaginary female copulate in the most romantic of ways isn't the way forward, unfortunately. Rather than insinuating that someone you know nothing about has '0 personalisty' (who by the way, made me laugh), perhaps you should find a more productive way to spend your time as opposed to hijacking threads and being illogical?
 
 
 
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