You sound like a grade A loser by the looks of things.
Pretty easy to get on with. (On this)
You make entertaining threads.
Pretty good sense of humor. (Especially when you say your modest/ humble. At least I think thats a joke)
I believe most of the stuff you say. Not sure what I don't believe maybe stuff about the girls.
People who say stuff like "Considering you have done all of this stuff and have a job, why are you on here 24/7."
Are completely wrong because when you said you have a new job (doctor or something) you don't come on that much, which makes sense. (Unless you have planed it that way to make it seem more believable. You have also shown proof for most things.
However you over exaggerate some things.