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    Actually can't wait to see the gossip linking every top player in the world to Leicester now.

    Scenes when they actually get Messi.
    Brb benched for Vardy
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    (Original post by Lúcio)
    Actually can't wait to see the gossip linking every top player in the world to Leiecester now.

    Scenes when they actually get Messi.
    Brb benched for Vardy
    Imagine not being able to spell the latest team to win the PL
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    (Original post by Dirtybit)
    Imagine not being able to spell the latest team to win the PL
    Pls, it's late and I'm too tired from being the star man on clubs
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    (Original post by Lúcio)
    Pls, it's late and I'm too tired from being the star man on clubs
    Who plays CAM these days?

    In other words who is keeping my spot warm for me?
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    Inler was a cup player ffs

    Spurs reddit is deliciously salty atm

    Watched the first half in a *****y sports bar in Borough, thought they should have been down to ten by half-time then left just after Son scored and went to a pub next to Stamford Bridge - Chelsea only but there was a Spurs fan there, chatted to him and didn't even clock for 5 minutes he was a Yid until he shouted 'c'mon Ben' as Davies was subbed on. Got there around the 78th minute, 3 minutes later Hazard scores a cheeky beauty, pub goes absolutely wild including the bar staff was genuinely like an away game with all the songs and how buzzed everyone was that we ended their title push - after being 2 up as well. Stayed there for an hour or so taking the piss out of Spurs, then went to another bar near Victoria where there was about 20 chelsea boys who were hilariously pissed.

    Pretty good night, gutted I decided against getting a ticket.

    inb4 ha gay
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    (Original post by Jimmy Seville)
    This is all the comes to mind reading this.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOxNspUPyE

    "Well done...he's 13"
    :lol:

    Never go full owen

    Destroy them, but never gloat about it, instead turn it into a learning experiance, then make the most of it because in just a few years they will be destroying me, and I wont be able to catch up!

    Playing with the really little kids though, always get that moment where your in on goal, 1-1 with the little keeper. Deciding 'am I a knob-head?' Feels like a life-time to decide if you want to be that **** who smashes it past a 9 year old.. or the nice guy who just taps it for an easy save.

    Got to strike that ballance.. cant be loosing respect amoungst young chinese kids..
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    (Original post by fallen_acorns)
    :lol:

    Never go full owen

    Destroy them, but never gloat about it, instead turn it into a learning experiance, then make the most of it because in just a few years they will be destroying me, and I wont be able to catch up!

    Playing with the really little kids though, always get that moment where your in on goal, 1-1 with the little keeper. Deciding 'am I a knob-head?' Feels like a life-time to decide if you want to be that **** who smashes it past a 9 year old.. or the nice guy who just taps it for an easy save.

    Got to strike that ballance.. cant be loosing respect amoungst young chinese kids..
    ofc, one day they will be our imperial overlords - good call playing the long game.
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    Sr - come to china.

    Seriously, take a gap from work and come here for 6 months.

    Guarantee you will go back home with minimum 6/10 girl.

    As long as your white, can speak, and are not a complete arse, then youl be ok. Looks are not important, personality does not matter.

    Thing is Im not even joking, its that easy for a white western guy to get a girl over here, they just throw themselves at you no matter what you are like. Go outside the major cities, and you have millions of girls who have been brought up on western movies, and the idea of an english gentleman.. you are now the first englishman they have actually ever seen in their lives, and they go crazy for it. Even if your ugly as ****, in their eyes your colin firth.
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    Acorns thoughts on the ratio of good-looking girls in china/UK:

    Spoiler:
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    Distribution out of 100:

    China:
    0/10 - 1
    1/10 - 3
    2/10 - 3
    3/10 - 5
    4/10 - 8
    5/10 - 20
    6/10 - 30
    7/10 - 22
    8/10 - 5
    9/10 - 2
    10/10 - 1

    UK:
    0/10 - 8
    1/10 - 8
    2/10 - 8
    3/10 - 10
    4/10 - 10
    5/10 - 15
    6/10 - 10
    7/10 - 10
    8/10 - 9
    9/10 - 8
    10/10 - 4

    Conclusion:

    the uk has a wider spread.. More at the bottom, but also more at the top. Many stunning girls of all races in the UK, that just blow chinese girls away looks wise.. but there is also more at the lower end of the spectrum as well

    In china I bassically never see a 9/10 or 10/10, (in my eyes) but there are just a ton of solid 5-6-7/10 girls. Very few are overweight, all tend to dress ok, not to much make-up, standard hair etc. Giving a lecture to a group of uni students, and there a lot of pretty good looking girls.. but none who are stunning.

    UK for me is more of a risk, my friends back in england are either with absolute stunning girls, or with awful looking girls.. but here in china almost all guys I know just have a decent looking girl, Not to great, not to bad, just decent.

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    (Original post by fallen_acorns)
    Acorns thoughts on the ratio of good-looking girls in china/UK:
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    Distribution out of 100:

    China:
    0/10 - 1
    1/10 - 3
    2/10 - 3
    3/10 - 5
    4/10 - 8
    5/10 - 20
    6/10 - 30
    7/10 - 22
    8/10 - 5
    9/10 - 2
    10/10 - 1

    UK:
    0/10 - 8
    1/10 - 8
    2/10 - 8
    3/10 - 10
    4/10 - 10
    5/10 - 15
    6/10 - 10
    7/10 - 10
    8/10 - 9
    9/10 - 8
    10/10 - 4

    Conclusion:

    the uk has a wider spread.. More at the bottom, but also more at the top. Many stunning girls of all races in the UK, that just blow chinese girls away looks wise.. but there is also more at the lower end of the spectrum as well

    In china I bassically never see a 9/10 or 10/10, (in my eyes) but there are just a ton of solid 5-6-7/10 girls. Very few are overweight, all tend to dress ok, not to much make-up, standard hair etc. Giving a lecture to a group of uni students, and there a lot of pretty good looking girls.. but none who are stunning.

    UK for me is more of a risk, my friends back in england are either with absolute stunning girls, or with awful looking girls.. but here in china almost all guys I know just have a decent looking girl, Not to great, not to bad, just decent.

    How likely am I to marry Lucy Liu? She's bae
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    (Original post by The Wavefunction)
    How likely am I to marry Lucy Liu? She's bae
    **** me, googled, and didnt realise she is 47.

    White people age awfully compared to other races
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    Random question guys.

    Does anybody drink that sparkling peach water from Morrisons?
    How bad is that for your teeth compared to say Pepsi Max for instance?
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    (Original post by Lúcio)
    Random question guys.

    Does anybody drink that sparkling peach water from Morrisons?
    How bad is that for your teeth compared to say Pepsi Max for instance?
    pH of Pepsi is around 2.3-2.7

    To put that into perceptive.. we were asked to wear goggles at school and seek immediate attention if we were to spill or get something that was like pH 4 near our eyes :rofl:

    Not much is worse than Pepsi in terms of corrosiveness

    In terms of sugar, just look at the ingredients on the bottle. I wouldn't imagine it's too bad.

    That said, a lot of juices that claim to be healthy contain mental amounts of sugar
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    East Asians and black people age well.
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    General characteristic of a librarian:

    - 40s - early 50s
    - Short hair (typically just above shoulders)
    - Colourful dress sense (flowery dresses, skirts)
    - Covered by light coloured cardigans
    - **** with computers

    Edit: Hm, maybe 35-early 50s
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    Leicester started following Hazard on Instagram
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    Instagram starting following Hazard on Leicester
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    Hazard started instagramming Leicester on following
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    Following Instagram started Leicester on Hazard
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    Instagram started Hazard on Leicester following
 
 
 
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