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    (Original post by difeo)
    Loads, although the course is split into 2 for stuff like labs and seminars, the ones you can actually have a conversation in, and I swear they've split the girls by looks with all the hot ones in the other group

    Maybe they've split it by attractiveness for both genders which is why you're in the bad group?

    Just throwing it out there...
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    (Original post by Zayn is Bae)
    It's not just the girls they split by looks pal


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    (Original post by Lúcio)
    Maybe they've split it by attractiveness for both genders which is why you're in the bad group?

    Just throwing it out there...
    Knew that was coming ffs!!

    Pls, they haven't
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    (Original post by difeo)
    and I swear they've split the girls by looks with all the hot ones in the other group
    if it helps, its not like you stood a chance with them anyway (no mean)
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    (Original post by swirly)
    if it helps, its not like you stood a chance with them anyway (no mean)
    From what I've seen of you on here swarley, I'd bet everything I own that he does better than you...
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    (Original post by swirly)
    if it helps, its not like you stood a chance with them anyway (no mean)


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    TopGear absolute ****. No surprises though. You know you're **** when Carol Vorderman is calling you out on twitter.
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    (Original post by swirly)
    if it helps, its not like you stood a chance with them anyway (no mean)
    Describe all FF users and what you imagine them to look like /10 pls


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    (Original post by Zayn is Bae)
    Describe all FF users and what you imagine them to look like /10 pls


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    Oh this should be fun.

    Guarantee my feelings are gonna get hurt
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    (Original post by Zayn is Bae)
    Can confirm there's not a single 5/10+ on an Engineering course anywhere ever


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    First year of my original course there was a brunette who was a solid 8, petite and Portuguese.

    Only other girl had aspergers ffs
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    (Original post by Zayn is Bae)
    Describe all FF users and what you imagine them to look like /10 pls


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    Not at me, but I want to do it.

    Zayn/FK:

    Asian ethnicity, slightly shorter then average, compensates by working out, so I imagine is in pretty good shape. Kind of imagine as the short strong guy most groups have. Imagine has pretty conventional taste in fashion, and although idolises zayn, wouldnt actually have the balls to dress/look like him. 6.5/10

    Lucio:

    Ginger irish lad.. average height, always a skinny kid, but exercised since kicking the football around years ago. Dresses a class above him, and always out to impress - but it ends up looking forced. 6/10, would go up with more exercise.

    Sr:

    Like a big bear. Large lad, tall and wide. But soft inside, would not hurt a fly. Probably has a bit of a beard, but not a neck beard, like a full 'I dont ever want to get laid' type beard. Imagine he has quite kind eyes, and his style is very low-key, does not want to stick out. 5/10, but thinks hes a 2.

    Difeo:

    No idea on ethnicity? white probably based on his banter. Tall skinny kid, boasts about his height to hide his lack of strength. Good facial aesthetics though, but hidden behind a questionable fashion style. 6/10

    Mckay:

    Bloke, does not **** around with fashion, just dresses how he needs to, and gets on with it. Rocking a solid dad-bod. 7/10

    Shawn:

    Tiny emo kid, hair combed over.. gets a surprising amount of wierd girls liking him. 5.5/10 but gets as much action as an 8

    KK

    Neck beard/10

    Jam

    Nerdy black guy. Is seen as really cool and confident when he is around lots of white guys, but otherwise is quiet and shy.. skinny and tall, but not in the best shape. 7.5/10

    Daniel

    White guy, probably wears glasses. Not sure why, just get the feeling. 6.5/10, could get girls, but is really akward around them.

    Jimmy:

    I know what Jimmy looks like, as he posted his name here before, and I facebook stalked it. Hes alright actually, looks like a typical white lad, not out of shape etc. pretty decent. 7.5/10

    Ar_95:

    Asian. In my mind he is always like this skinny asain guy I used to live with at uni. No care for looks, never did much exercise, but was always skinny as ****, and somehow managed to get girl after girl, dispite it all. surprising 7/10

    Swirly

    White kid with dreds/10

    Cant think of any more names without checking.

    Acorns:

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    Decent height, but hefty on the weight. Imagine a guy who used to be really fit when he was 18, but then did nothing for 4 years, then spent 2 years eating chinese food, and you will be close. Brown hair, Blue eyes master combo. Round face though - going to brand it as 'kind'. Hairy white dad bod and proud. 6/10, never let me down.
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    (Original post by fallen_acorns)
    Not at me, but I want to do it.

    Zayn/FK:

    Asian ethnicity, slightly shorter then average, compensates by working out, so I imagine is in pretty good shape. Kind of imagine as the short strong guy most groups have. Imagine has pretty conventional taste in fashion, and although idolises zayn, wouldnt actually have the balls to dress/look like him. 6.5/10

    Lucio:

    Ginger irish lad.. average height, always a skinny kid, but exercised since kicking the football around years ago. Dresses a class above him, and always out to impress - but it ends up looking forced. 6/10, would go up with more exercise.

    Sr:

    Like a big bear. Large lad, tall and wide. But soft inside, would not hurt a fly. Probably has a bit of a beard, but not a neck beard, like a full 'I dont ever want to get laid' type beard. Imagine he has quite kind eyes, and his style is very low-key, does not want to stick out. 5/10, but thinks hes a 2.

    Difeo:

    No idea on ethnicity? white probably based on his banter. Tall skinny kid, boasts about his height to hide his lack of strength. Good facial aesthetics though, but hidden behind a questionable fashion style. 6/10

    Mckay:

    Bloke, does not **** around with fashion, just dresses how he needs to, and gets on with it. Rocking a solid dad-bod. 7/10

    Shawn:

    Tiny emo kid, hair combed over.. gets a surprising amount of wierd girls liking him. 5.5/10 but gets as much action as an 8

    KK

    Neck beard/10

    Jam

    Nerdy black guy. Is seen as really cool and confident when he is around lots of white guys, but otherwise is quiet and shy.. skinny and tall, but not in the best shape. 7.5/10

    Daniel

    White guy, probably wears glasses. Not sure why, just get the feeling. 6.5/10, could get girls, but is really akward around them.

    Jimmy:

    I know what Jimmy looks like, as he posted his name here before, and I facebook stalked it. Hes alright actually, looks like a typical white lad, not out of shape etc. pretty decent. 7.5/10

    Ar_95:

    Asian. In my mind he is always like this skinny asain guy I used to live with at uni. No care for looks, never did much exercise, but was always skinny as ****, and somehow managed to get girl after girl, dispite it all. surprising 7/10

    Swirly

    White kid with dreds/10

    Cant think of any more names without checking.

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    Decent height, but hefty on the weight. Imagine a guy who used to be really fit when he was 18, but then did nothing for 4 years, then spent 2 years eating chinese food, and you will be close. Brown hair, Blue eyes master combo. Round face though - going to brand it as 'kind'. Hairy white dad bod and proud. 6/10, never let me down.
    Mirin

    I'm not strong (or short ffs), but I dress like Bieber



    Jam is definitely a nerd, good call on that.
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    Lmao I'm not skinny at all. Want to hear your thoughts on RK, Shed, Army guy and the others too tbh
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    he's rekt us all

    me 4 times in one paragraph FFS
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    (Original post by fallen_acorns)
    Lucio:

    Ginger irish lad.. average height, always a skinny kid, but exercised since kicking the football around years ago. Dresses a class above him, and always out to impress - but it ends up looking forced. 6/10, would go up with more exercise.
    Spot on tbh except that I'm not ginger and 6'0 is above average height!!

    I'll take it - always thought of myself as a solid 5.5/10 so I'm happy with a 6
    Would probably creep to 6.5 if I got in better shape and to 7 if I accrued a bit of confidence.

    Not bad, take my rep
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    Lol I'm not skinny. I fluctuate from being slightly overweight to quite fit. I'm not in great shape though, I can run for ages though.

    I wouldn't describe myself as tall either. Just not short.
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    Hahahahahaha acorns deserves a grammy for that. Funny as ****.


    Died at swirly....the white kid with dreads :rofl:
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    Here's my version:

    Dirtybit:

    Quiet black guy with fairly decent looks....weird fashion sense though. Walks around in baggy joggers, torn socks but top trainers. Doesn't talk much and tends to be quite shy around girls. He will see a peng ting he likes but wont have the courage to strike up conversation with her. 7.5/10

    Swirly:

    White kid with dreds who tries to befriend black people so he fits in with the mandigos. Tends to wear skater shoes and military 3/4 shorts. 6/10


    Lucio:

    Can be a bit pervy on online forums but in real life is actually a cool outgoing guy! A bit shy at first but once you know him he's okay. 7/10

    Bammy:

    Black guy who plays bball a lot tries to be like stephen curry too much to impress the ladies but often fails bad in front of them. Pretty solid in the looks and fashion department though. 7/10


    Zayne:

    Asian guy who is obsessed about trying to be like Zayn. He over does it sometimes but can be a cool dude to hang around with. Can be very awkward at times. 6/10

    Difeo:

    Typical quiet emo kid who loves nature. Often seen shuffling his pokeman card stack around alley ways. Tends to rock bdsm type clothing on a daily basis and often after a hard day at uni tends to cuddle his pet lizard called Coco. 6/10


    ZKlown:

    Black bald head with a strong receeding hairline. Quite chubby and tends to walk around with his bumcrack hanging out his light wash baggy jeans. Favourite place to go is McDonalds and is often caught trying to stunt on women. Nicknamed "the creepy black man". 5/10

    RK:

    Cool black guy with swag! He knows whats up and does not tolerate idiots. Good fashion sense but is often caught trying to "fit in" in the crowd. 8/10


    Jimmy Seville:

    Racist *******. Has no real IQ and often likes to go out with the boys vandalising **** because he thinks he is the man. Tends to exhibit chav like behaviour on a daily basis and the only action he can get is by screwing the neighbourhood slut. 3/10


    Fizzel:

    Cool dude, very professional in everything he does. 9/10


    *****If i missed anyone you would like me to do go ahead and quote me.
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    PMSL :rofl:
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    Imagine thinking RK is a black 8/10


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    (Original post by trapking)

    Jimmy Seville:

    Racist *******. Has no real IQ and often likes to go out with the boys vandalising **** because he thinks he is the man. Tends to exhibit chav like behaviour on a daily basis and the only action he can get is by screwing the neighbourhood slut. 3/10
    This is just lazy stereotyping.

    Allow piggy-backing off Acorns 'white kid with dreds' comment wrt to Swirly for the upvotes.

    The way you described Jam is 100% how I see him anyway.
 
 
 
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