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    (Original post by IESY)
    So what i got from this thread was that to make a girl like me i first need to make her hate me???
    or just knock her the **** out. Win/Win situation since she either would start to like you; or if not, you still would get some poon while she is still KO (if you know what I mean).

    PS. take it easy, mods, this is just a joke!
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    (Original post by fatima1998)
    You both think you are funny but this isn't funny!!!!
    stop making fun of my personal life...
    posting haraam in the posts doesn't make you halal
    so FOR GOODNESS SAKE! STOP THIS BANTER ON TSR!
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    AND I AM NOT JOKING!
    Well I can make my meat halal for you
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    (Original post by fatima1998)
    yup happened to me!
    and now i have a huge serious crush on him
    Call Molvi JI * +91-9829118458, 9829118458, World No.1 Astrologer Molvi JI . 09829118458 Make one call and change your life with in 21 hours call soon get solve your love problems with in 21 hours that is 101% guaranteed
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    (Original post by The Diplomat.)
    Well I can make my meat halal for you
    you need to be halal first to make halal meat!
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    (Original post by The Diplomat.)
    Well I can make my meat halal for you
    das hot
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    Call Molvi JI * +91-9829118458, 9829118458, World No.1 Astrologer Molvi JI . 09829118458 Make one call and change your life with in 21 hours call soon get solve your love problems with in 21 hours that is 101% guaranteed
    i called him but...
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    the number you are trying to call is unreahable!
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    (Original post by fatima1998)
    you need to be halal first to make halal meat!
    oh, perhaps you can help me since you're a ❤•.¸✿¸.• 𝓢𝓽𝓾𝓭𝔂 ℋ𝒆𝓵𝓹𝒆𝓻 •.¸✿¸.•❤
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    (Original post by fatima1998)
    i called him but...
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    the number you are trying to call is unreahable!
    maybe he is busy right now solving other problems as he is very popular
    make sure u call after a few mins
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    (Original post by The Diplomat.)
    oh, perhaps you can help me since you're a ❤•.¸✿¸.• 𝓢𝓽𝓾𝓭𝔂 ℋ𝒆𝓵𝓹𝒆𝓻 •.¸✿¸.•❤
    WHYNOT!
    I AM READY TO GIVE YOU LESSONS...

    (Original post by serah.exe)
    maybe he is busy right now solving other problems as he is very popular
    make sure u call after a few mins
    ikr!
    i'll try to call him afterwards
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    (Original post by acupofgreentea)
    Some of the closest friends I've had in my life began like that. :lol: There was a girl at the beginning of secondary school I didn't get along with and we went on to become best friends and are still close friends to this day.

    It doesn't happen as much now (one of my closest friends actually said she thought we'd be good friends before we even spoke :lol:), but a girl I'm kind of friends with did recently tell me she didn't like me when we first met because she thought I'd be stuck up. She assured me she soon realised I wasn't and she actually really likes me now, so that's a bit better, I suppose. :lol:

    Awwww. Tbf my best friend at university said she didn't like me in freshers week because I was 'old' and wore a jack wills gilet :facepalm2: she thought I was really rah because of that and because my accent sounds posh. (Pls note I do not wear jack wills gilets anymore- allow my preppy phase)

    Then she realised I love napping and hate people and we bonded over that and never separated again through all of university.
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    (Original post by The Diplomat.)
    Well I can make my meat halal for you
    It would be great if you could make my meat halal as well, since no muslim girls want to take it in the mouth.
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    (Original post by 0123456543210)
    It would be great if you could make my meat halal as well, since no muslim girls want to take it in the mouth.
    there's no way 4 inches of meat can become halal, soz.
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    (Original post by 0123456543210)
    It would be great if you could make my meat halal as well, since no muslim girls want to take it in the mouth.
    Muslim girls not wanting your meat in their mouths is not because your meat is "haram"

    It's because they don't want diseases from infected meat
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    (Original post by 0123456543210)
    or just knock her the **** out. Win/Win situation since she either would start to like you; or if not, you still would get some poon while she is still KO (if you know what I mean).

    PS. take it easy, mods, this is just a joke!
    Are you Bill Cosby Jr. by any chance?
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    (Original post by The Diplomat.)
    there's no way 4 inches of meat can become halal, soz.
    Let's just pretend you did.
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    Muslim girls not wanting your meat in their mouths is not because your meat is "haram"

    It's because they don't want diseases from infected meat
    my meat is always 100% safe, even without safety
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    (Original post by IESY)
    Are you Bill Cosby Jr. by any chance?
    ****, I wanted to say something about Mike Tyson, but then remembered....
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    (Original post by 0123456543210)
    It is weird, but 2 people I've had fights with are some of my closest friends now. Not every person whose head I tried to smash in is my friend, though.
    Same! Two of my closest friends I've had or had arranged to fight at some point. In school of course, I'm not travelling folk.
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    (Original post by The Diplomat.)
    Haraam
    Yep good job; gotta make sure we make young girls feel ashamed of their perfectly natural emotions that they can't help.
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    (Original post by fatima1998)
    WHYNOT!
    I AM READY TO GIVE YOU LESSONS...



    ikr!
    i'll try to call him afterwards
    Yes please, i want a lesson too in maths (I LOVE MATHS)
 
 
 
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