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    this thread is 4 those who sexually identify as attack helicopters
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    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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    I got carded for saying I was attack helicopterkin.
    TSR is full of white cis male scum tbh
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    I got carded for saying I was attack helicopterkin.
    TSR is full of white cis male scum tbh
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    oh no :rofl:

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    OP, I think you may be harming Bernie's campaign.
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    OP, I think you may be harming Bernie's campaign.
    i am beautiful

    bernie is beautiful

    we is all beautiful
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    What even is this?
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    OP, I think you may be harming Bernie's campaign.
    bernie is omniscient omnipotent omnipresent omnibenevolent
    u dont harm bernie
    bernie harm u
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    (Original post by Raees_Sharif)
    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
    i want u 2 know, Barack Saddam Hussein Obama, u r beautiful
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    (Original post by Feel Tha Bern)
    oh no :rofl:

    I like how being just a 'wolf-kin' wasn't enough for her, she had to be a 'wolf-dog hybrid'...
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    (Original post by Cremated_Spatula)
    I like how being just a 'wolf-kin' wasn't enough for her, she had to be a 'wolf-dog hybrid'...
    u need 2 check ur single animal kin privilege m8
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    (Original post by Feel Tha Bern)
    u need 2 check ur single animal kin privilege m8
    :rofl: Can't argue there.
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    tfw you see something edgy on 4chan and steal it to look cool on a student forum
    (Original post by Feel Tha Bern)
    this thread is 4 those who sexually identify as attack helicopters
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    (Original post by Cremated_Spatula)
    :rofl: Can't argue there.
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    (Original post by Raees_Sharif)
    i bet tyrone checked u m8
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    (Original post by Feel Tha Bern)
    i bet tyrone checked u m8
    u mst gt privilege cheked by tyrone if u wanna enter tumblr. evryone gets chekd by tyrone m8
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    I identify as an attack helicopter, today. Like identify as a woman, I am not biologically an attack helicopter, not is it possible. However, despite not being a helicopter, I have every right to do so, and pop up over a hill and blow everything up and if anyone questions me, there are a [insert accusation here].
 
 
 
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