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    Or worst, depending on how you look at it. :lol: I'm looking for a cheer up and we all know puns are the best, so share some below!

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    You occupy space and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter.

    Saw this on BuzzFeed sometime last year, love it :ahee:
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    You occupy space and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter.

    Saw this on BuzzFeed sometime last year, love it :ahee:
    :rofl:

    That is brilliant. Also, lovely. It has a double cheer up method. Thank you. :hugs:

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    I had a one night stand with this girl during the camping trip.

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    I recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K :ahee:
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    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    Where did Noah keep his bees?
    In the ARK hives
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Oh my God, that's a good one! Rep incoming for you. Thank you muchly.
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    (Original post by acupofgreentea)
    :rofl:

    That is brilliant. Also, lovely. It has a double cheer up method. Thank you. :hugs:
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    You're welcome :hugs:I hope you feel OK soon

    Also, I take IOUs as payment methods :yep:
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    I'd make a chemistry joke but I fear I won't get a reaction.
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    (Original post by acupofgreentea)
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Oh my God, that's a good one! Rep incoming for you. Thank you muchly.
    aha no problem:jumphug:!! I've got wayy to many punny ones coming up-hehe i had to do that

    Here's some advice, Don't have sex on an elevator,
    It's wrong on so many levels!
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    (Original post by Student403)
    I had a one night stand with this girl during the camping trip.

    It was in-tense
    do you mean 'it was in-tents'?
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    (Original post by Indeterminate)
    I recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K :ahee:
    Ughhh PRSOM :rofl:

    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    do you mean 'it was in-tents'?
    I was shown it in this form lol - but yeah it's just the sound that matters so either works? :3
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    No.
    Now now mr grumpy pants
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    (Original post by Student403)
    I had a one night stand with this girl during the camping trip.

    It was in-tense
    :rofl:

    This is why you're invited to my party if I ever have one. :yep: Good puns are all a party needs, really. :daydreaming:

    Thank you, spidey. :hugs:

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    I recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K :ahee:
    :lol:

    Ah, that's such a good quality pun! Saving. :mmm:

    This is why I love you, Indetermy. :yep: Thank you. :hugs:

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    You're welcome :hugs:I hope you feel OK soon

    Also, I take IOUs as payment methods :yep:
    Thanks. I'm working on it.

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    Vagina jokes are not funny. Period.
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    (Original post by acupofgreentea)
    :rofl:

    This is why you're invited to my party if I ever have one. :yep: Good puns are all a party needs, really. :daydreaming:

    Thank you, spidey. :hugs:



    :lol:

    Ah, that's such a good quality pun! Saving. :mmm:

    This is why I love you, Indetermy. :yep: Thank you. :hugs:



    Thanks. I'm working on it.
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    I'm honestly scared at the amount of time TSR may make me wait to rep you again, but it made me laugh, so - yes, this is me officially delcaring an IOU.
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    (Original post by yoda123)
    Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...

    You have my Word.
    I think you're Excel-ling with that pun.
 
 
 
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