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    Old but gold..

    Q: There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one two three cat, and the French cat is called the un deux trois cat. who won?

    A: The English cat. The un deux trois cat sank.
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    (Original post by Carpe Diem Jay)
    I'd make a chemistry joke but I fear I won't get a reaction.
    :rofl:

    Academic puns are great. Thank you. :hugs:

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    Fun fact: My favourite band You Me At Six have a song called Carpe Diem and it always plays in my head when I see a post by you. :lol:


    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    aha no problem:jumphug:!! I've got wayy to many punny ones coming up-hehe i had to do that

    Here's some advice, Don't have sex on an elevator,
    It's wrong on so many levels!
    ba-dum-tisss
    The more puns the merrier! :awesome: I wasn't expecting many replies, to be honest - this has just reminded me why I love TSR and those of you on it. :hugs:

    And ah! :rofl: You have the kind of pun encyclopedia I value in a person. :yep:

    (Original post by lustawny)
    No.
    C'mon now.

    (Original post by undercxver)
    Vagina jokes are not funny. Period.
    One of the great classics. :rofl: I don't think there will ever come a time where I won't laugh at this.

    Love you. :hugs:

    (Original post by Student403)
    :party: :elefant: :woo:
    I'll invite Hannah Fry, it'll be great. :awesome:

    (Original post by yoda123)
    Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down...

    You have my Word.
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    Incoming rep for you. That's brilliant. Thank you!
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    Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
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    (Original post by acupofgreentea)
    :rofl:

    Academic puns are great. Thank you. :hugs:
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    Fun fact: My favourite band You Me At Six have a song called Carpe Diem and it always plays in my head when I see a post by you. :lol:


    The more puns the merrier! :awesome: I wasn't expecting many replies, to be honest - this has just reminded me why I love TSR and those of you on it. :hugs:

    And ah! :rofl: You have the kind of pun encyclopedia I value in a person. :yep:



    C'mon now.



    One of the great classics. :rofl: I don't think there will ever come a time where I won't laugh at this.

    Love you. :hugs:



    I'll invite Hannah Fry, it'll be great. :awesome:



    :rofl:

    Incoming rep for you. That's brilliant. Thank you!
    :nutcase: ermegerd! :teeth:


    (Original post by Indeterminate)
    Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
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    (Original post by Student403)
    Old but gold..

    Q: There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one two three cat, and the French cat is called the un deux trois cat. who won?

    A: The English cat. The un deux trois cat sank.
    :rofl:

    Reminds me of this (sort of):

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

    "Yes"
    "Oui"
    "Sí"
    "Ja"
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    (Original post by acupofgreentea)
    :rofl:

    Academic puns are great. Thank you. :hugs:
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    Fun fact: My favourite band You Me At Six have a song called Carpe Diem and it always plays in my head when I see a post by you. :lol:



    The more puns the merrier! :awesome: I wasn't expecting many replies, to be honest - this has just reminded me why I love TSR and those of you on it. :hugs:

    And ah! :rofl: You have the kind of pun encyclopedia I value in a person. :yep:



    C'mon now.



    One of the great classics. :rofl: I don't think there will ever come a time where I won't laugh at this.

    Love you. :hugs:



    I'll invite Hannah Fry, it'll be great. :awesome:



    :rofl:

    Incoming rep for you. That's brilliant. Thank you!
    haha no probs :hugs:
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    A Mexican magician told the crowd that he would disappear on the count of three...
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    He said, "Uno...dos..." and disappeared without a tres.
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    I think you're Excel-ling with that pun.
    I'm dead. :rofl: This is why I'm thankful for your TSR existence. So, so thankful. :hugs:

    Consider yourself forgiven for all the times you tried to kill us on the RPG. :awesome:

    (Original post by Student403)
    Old but gold..

    Q: There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one two three cat, and the French cat is called the un deux trois cat. who won?

    A: The English cat. The un deux trois cat sank.
    :rofl:

    That answer. I can't deal.

    Definitely golden. :yep: Keep this up and you'll be on my party's VIP guestlist. :mmm:

    (Original post by Indeterminate)
    Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
    :rofl: :rofl:

    These puns as so clever! Consider yourself invited to the hypothetical party I'm having. Student403 is coming, too. :ahee:

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    How many Maths puns do you know, out of curiosity?


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    Also, thank you for the fact it's understandable to those who aren't quite as fluent in the foreign language that is Maths. :ahee:
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    :rofl:

    Reminds me of this (sort of):

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

    "Yes"
    "Oui"
    "Sí"
    "Ja"
    That's so good lol
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    (Original post by acupofgreentea)
    :rofl:

    These puns as so clever! Consider yourself invited to the hypothetical party I'm having. Student403 is coming, too. :ahee:
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    How many Maths puns do you know, out of curiosity?
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    Also, thank you for the fact it's understandable to those who aren't quite as fluent in the foreign language that is Maths. :ahee:
    Thank you, m'lady :hat2:

    I know way to many :rofl:

    Here's another

    Why are the Welsh good at trigonometry?
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    Because they already know what angle C is :ahee:
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    What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises?
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    It becomes Daytrogen
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    (Original post by acupofgreentea)
    :rofl:

    I'm dead. :rofl: This is why I'm thankful for your TSR existence. So, so thankful. :hugs:

    Consider yourself forgiven for all the times you tried to kill us on the RPG. :awesome:
    :dance:
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    I couldn't help it... I was shell-shocked after the months without my love...
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    :mmm:
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    A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking in to it :sexface:
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    :rofl:

    Reminds me of this (sort of):

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

    "Yes"
    "Oui"
    "Sí"
    "Ja"
    :eek:

    That is brilliant. :rofl:

    (Original post by Indeterminate)
    Thank you, m'lady :hat2:

    I know way to many :rofl:

    Here's another

    Why are the Welsh good at trigonometry?
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    Because they already know what angle C is :ahee:
    I ... I've lost words. :rofl: :rofl:

    I can't believe you've been keeping all these puns back. :hand: Share the puns. Share the love. :awesome:

    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises?
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    It becomes Daytrogen
    :rofl:

    Another classic. :ahee: Also, you followed me just as I'd went to follow you. :lol:
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    (Original post by acupofgreentea)
    :eek:

    That is brilliant. :rofl:



    I ... I've lost words. :rofl: :rofl:

    I can't believe you've been keeping all these puns back. :hand: Share the puns. Share the love. :awesome:



    :rofl:

    Another classic. :ahee: Also, you followed me just as I'd went to follow you. :lol:
    ahaha really?! Well they do say, great minds think alike haha
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    Why do mathematicians like parks?

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    because of all the natural logs
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
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    I couldn't help it... I was shell-shocked after the months without my love...
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    :mmm:
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    I miss that game. :sigh:


    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    ahaha really?! Well they do say, great minds think alike haha
    Of course. A person with puns like that cannot go unfollowed. :yep:

    And I can't help but agree we do both have very great minds.

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    (Original post by Indeterminate)
    Why do mathematicians like parks?

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    because of all the natural logs
    :rofl:

    This is why you're one of my faves. :lol:

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    Seriously, thank you for all the puns. It's much appreciated. :hugs: I still can't believe you've been keeping these from us. :noway:
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    (Original post by acupofgreentea)
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    I miss that game. :sigh:

    Of course. A person with puns like that cannot go unfollowed. :yep:

    And I can't help but agree we do both have very great minds.
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    :rofl:

    This is why you're one of my faves. :lol:
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    Seriously, thank you for all the puns. It's much appreciated. :hugs: I still can't believe you've been keeping these from us. :noway:
    You too!!!! I don't have many friends on here, so thank YOU!!!:hugs:
    haha I'll let you into a secret, i have been waiting for a thread like this to start!!! I've got soo many puns- haha of course we have great minds- we're like Geniuses!!!
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    Bruce Willis was found dead this morning. A bottle of viagra was found near his body. Well... I guess he died hard.
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    He threw sodium chloride at me.

    That's a salt.
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    (Original post by acupofgreentea)
    Or worst, depending on how you look at it. :lol: I'm looking for a cheer up and we all know puns are the best, so share some below!
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    Please.
    To do, or to 'dindu, that is the question.
 
 
 
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