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    (Original post by CleverSquirrel)
    You too!!!! I don't have many friends on here, so thank YOU!!!:hugs:
    Consider me a friend made. :awesome: Puns are the best way to my heart, to be honest.

    haha I'll let you into a secret, i have been waiting for a thread like this to start!!! I've got soo many puns- haha of course we have great minds- we're like Geniuses!!!
    You should have made one!

    Puns are great. Never hesitate in sharing them, especially with me. :yep:

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    Bruce Willis was found dead this morning. A bottle of viagra was found near his body. Well... I guess he died hard.
    :rofl:

    That's a good one. Incoming rep. :awesome: Your contribution is much appreciated.

    (Original post by Indeterminate)
    He threw sodium chloride at me.

    That's a salt.
    :rofl:

    I can't cope. I'm now making pun game a thing. Your pun game is strong, Indetermy. :yep:

    These are brilliant, oh my God. :lol:
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    Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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    (Original post by acupofgreentea)
    Or worst, depending on how you look at it. :lol: I'm looking for a cheer up and we all know puns are the best, so share some below!

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    How did you get here? I squatted, put my head between my knees and fell forward because that's how I roll.

    I used to be a pantomime horse. Quit while I was a head.

    I used to get called hemmeroids. They thought I was a pain the ass.



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    (Original post by Indeterminate)
    Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
    Now that's just an irrational fear... we must get to the root of why he's afraid.
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    (Original post by undercxver)
    Vagina jokes are not funny. Period.
    Agreed.

    P.S. For all you bio students out there

    Hey baby, are you a start codon?
    Cos you turn me on.

    *high fives myself*
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    how did you get here? I squatted, put my head between my knees and fell forward because that's how i roll.

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    they see me rollin, they hatin
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    period jokes are bloody annoying...... people need to stop ovaryreacting
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    "Want to know what separates the men from the boys? Operation Yewtree."
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    "Want to know what separates the men from the boys? Operation Yewtree."
    :rofl:

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