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    English is in serious need of reform and simplification in order to promote it to the rest of the world. I propose we :

    1) abolish grammar, there would be no difference between the use of has, have, was, were etc, all would be correct. Time to put the grammar police out of job.

    2)Simplify words as below

    you = u
    for = 4
    need = nid
    are = r
    should = shud
    Thank you = Tq
    love = luv
    to = 2
    east = ez
    want = wan
    what = wot
    we = v
    bestiality = david cameron

    This would enhance the vocabulary of English writers as it takes up less space to remember the spelling of the words and hence more words can be remembered.

    3) Abolish all accents. Different accents should be banned. Its blasphemous. Only a single accent will pass you english oral tests.

    4) ???

    I will let you suggest the 4th.

    Should we put this on a petition?
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    Of course it should! How dare it use our tax money just to "reform"?!? This is why Britain is so broken! I bet some EU regulation has something to do with this!
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    (Original post by HucktheForde)
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    Good morrow young Sir.

    I would fain opine that our fair tongue is the envy of lesser breeds. The lily-livered neckbeards who seek to render it intelligible to simpletons should be exiled to Van Diemen's Land forthwith.

    Good day to you.

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    Nay, it is clear to see that the majority of the populace is not acquainted with the English language, that is true. However, becoming adroit at these things will require a lesser type of reform. I may also add that the lack of knowledge of the English language is, in part, due to immigration. As there are more and more people in classes who's first language is not English, teachers are hindered in improving their student's English to that higher level.
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    Good morrow young Sir.

    I would fain opine that our fair tongue is the envy of lesser breeds. The lily-livered neckbeards who seek to render it intelligible to simpletons should be exiled to Van Diemen's Land forthwith.

    Good day to you.

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    Abit posh?

    No OP,I don't think we should.
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    Abit posh?

    No OP,I don't think we should.
    جيدة بعد الظهر سيدة النحل. أنا أمير من عائلة نبيلة. خطابي ليس الشعر الركيك الوضيع من الفلاحين.

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    (Original post by the bear)
    Good morrow young Sir.

    I would fain opine that our fair tongue is the envy of lesser breeds. The lily-livered neckbeards who seek to render it intelligible to simpletons should be exiled to Van Diemen's Land forthwith.

    Good day to you.

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    **** you sir, seriously

    thats RACIST.
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    (Original post by HucktheForde)
    **** you sir, seriously

    thats RACIST.

    excuse my while i polish my cockerel.

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    (Original post by the bear)
    جيدة بعد الظهر سيدة النحل. أنا أمير من عائلة نبيلة. خطابي ليس الشعر الركيك الوضيع من الفلاحين.

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    i didn't realise you were from a noble family that speaks in a posh tongue. Forgive me :laugh:
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    i didn't realise you were from a noble family that speaks in a posh tongue. Forgive me :laugh:
    شكرا لجهودكم سيدة الرد كريمة من النحل. سوف بلدي الوزير حضور عليكم هذا المساء لتقديم عربون محبة لي.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    شكرا لجهودكم سيدة الرد كريمة من النحل. سوف بلدي الوزير حضور عليكم هذا المساء لتقديم عربون محبة لي.
    Why thank you :innocent:
    I think I may need elocution lessons to live up to your standards of spoken English,sir
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    (Original post by the bear)
    شكرا لجهودكم سيدة الرد كريمة من النحل. سوف بلدي الوزير حضور عليكم هذا المساء لتقديم عربون محبة لي.
    Google translate is awful lol
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    Why thank you :innocent:
    I think I may need elocution lessons to live up to your standards of spoken English,sir
    ورئيس الخصي بلدي توفير دروس اللغة جودة عالية بالنسبة لك في القفص الذهبي. إذا عليك أن تثبت طالب الدؤوب سيتم عرض وظيفة دائمة كما جارية.
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    (Original post by Mightbesaeedm8)
    Google translate is awful lol
    هو أفضل من لا شيء

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    (Original post by the bear)
    ورئيس الخصي بلدي توفير دروس اللغة جودة عالية بالنسبة لك في القفص الذهبي. إذا عليك أن تثبت طالب الدؤوب سيتم عرض وظيفة دائمة كما جارية.
    I promise to try my best. English isn't my first language unfortunately
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    I promise to try my best. English isn't my first language unfortunately
    بلدي الإمارة تشتهر مساعدة المواطنين الأقل حظا. ويتم تشجيع الإناث المتواضع لتحسين أنفسهم وتصبح جواهر مشرقة في قاعات رخامية من الحريم.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    بلدي الإمارة تشتهر مساعدة المواطنين الأقل حظا. ويتم تشجيع الإناث المتواضع لتحسين أنفسهم وتصبح جواهر مشرقة في قاعات رخامية من الحريم.
    :girl::hugs: this has given me hope. I surely will do my utmost to improve my English
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    :girl::hugs: this has given me hope. I surely will do my utmost to improve my English
    التواضع والجمال ولمس على حد سواء. سماحته طلب مني الأمير الكبير لتقديم هذا النعش الذهب والزمرد واللؤلؤ لك. كما كنت تسكن خارج المملكة أنك مضطر لدفع الضرائب كافر على هذه الصفقة. يرجى تقديم التفاصيل المصرفية الخاصة بك وكلمة المرور حتى نتمكن من نقل ثلاثة ملايين دينار لذلك قد دفع الضريبة.
    عبدك
    عبد الكريم عزيزي
    مساعد لرئيس الخصي

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    (Original post by the bear)
    التواضع والجمال ولمس على حد سواء. سماحته طلب مني الأمير الكبير لتقديم هذا النعش الذهب والزمرد واللؤلؤ لك. كما كنت تسكن خارج المملكة أنك مضطر لدفع الضرائب كافر على هذه الصفقة. يرجى تقديم التفاصيل المصرفية الخاصة بك وكلمة المرور حتى نتمكن من نقل ثلاثة ملايين دينار لذلك قد دفع الضريبة.
    عبدك
    عبد الكريم عزيزي
    مساعد لرئيس الخصي

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    But I live within the UK? Please spare me,my English shall improve,in time
 
 
 
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