already being rformed innit bruv
Should English language reform itself? Watch
- 09-03-2016 14:03
- 09-03-2016 14:07
(Original post by queen-bee)
- 09-03-2016 14:10
But I live within the UK? Please spare me,my English shall improve,in time
- 09-03-2016 14:11
(Original post by HucktheForde)
- 09-03-2016 14:53
English is in serious need of reform and simplification in order to promote it to the rest of the world. I propose we :
1) abolish grammar, there would be no difference between the use of has, have, was, were etc, all would be correct. Time to put the grammar police out of job.
2)Simplify words as below
you = u
for = 4
need = nid
are = r
should = shud
Thank you = Tq
love = luv
to = 2
east = ez
want = wan
what = wot
we = v
bestiality = david cameron
This would enhance the vocabulary of English writers as it takes up less space to remember the spelling of the words and hence more words can be remembered.
3) Abolish all accents. Different accents should be banned. Its blasphemous. Only a single accent will pass you english oral tests.
I will let you suggest the 4th.
Should we put this on a petition?