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What's the best comeback and insult ever?

Diable Saint

Title says it all :wink:

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Reply 1

adrenaline1989

" what you gonna do, what you ****ING gonna do, you gonna hit me with a tampon on something big man"

Reply 2

Captain Scarlet

Just reverse what they say.

e.g "you smell!"

"No, YOU smell!"

Reply 3

Trigger

so's your face/your mum/your dad/

Reply 4

antbello

Smell your mum (while pointing at your elbow).

Reply 5

Tabris

I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?

Reply 6

Sausage

Trigger

so's your face/your mum/your dad/

I was guna say that one! :hmmm:

'blah blah blah'
'**** off saggy face'
'blah blah blah'
'Thats what your ma said last night to me face down'

The last ones a winnor.

Reply 7

Sidhe

It's in my signature.

Reply 8

Melancholy

"Well, sir/madam, I had somewhat pleasing sexual intercourse with your mother. Frightfully sweet lady she was."

Reply 9

AverageGuyOnTheStreet

Either "you've just lost the game" or "you've just made me lose the game".

Reply 10

Triplet1

Trigger

so's your face

Reply 11

halfoflessthan50p

person1:blah,blah,insult,insult etc

person2:wait stop!! *serious face*

person1: ...?

person2: have you got your mobile on you?

person1:yeh

person2: why dont you phone someone...*pause*... who gives a ****!! :biggrin:

oh the memories. Wish I was immature again

Reply 12

ashy

Your mum's so fat she's still a virgin.

Reply 13

username72629

"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

Reply 14

hyper-little-mushroom-men

Inbreed three-nippled-cousin-****er!!

:biggrin:

Has to be one of my favourite insults ever. I heart Jerry Springer the Opera.

Reply 15

ISH

Hixxy

"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

Damn you! I came in here to post just that.

ok ok...

So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?