Fairytale allusions
“once upon a time”
“Cinders, you shall go to the ball”
“happy ending”
“like a wicked fairy in Sleeping beauty”
Magic Realism
“with whom by a bizarre coincidence, he shares a birthday”
“Why didn’t they kill the transmission there and then?”
“she’s got a fish bowl on her head with a fish in it, I kid you not”
“welcome to the land of make believe”
“sometimes if I look hard enough I can see back into the past”
Theatre Language
“I made my bow”
“came a short intermission”
“the curtain call of my career as a lover”
“the final curtain”
“freeze frame”
“pause”
“press play”
Pathetic Fallacy
“ the sun disappeared and all was cold and grey”
Twins
“like as two peas”
“like as two water drops”
“she said ‘yes’ to life and I said ‘maybe..’”
“identical all well and good but Siamese no”
“put us together and people blinked”
“if one of us dyed, do did the other”
“I did what Nora wanted because I loved her best”
“Melchior was all out for art and Peregrine was all out for fun”
“they’d hated on another’s guts”
“a team at last”
Identity
“she’d invented herself”
“not that I knew her…but we read the paper”
“I found that I could kiss the boys”
“I wanted to look like myself”
“I was not the Dora he’d fallen for”
“they mix me up with Nora”
“we were a pretty girl”
“he didn’t know us well enough to smell the difference”
“we hadn’t just lost Grandma either. She was the only witness of the day our mother died when we were born”
“we were about to change our entire personality”
Carnivalesque
“Life’s a carnival”
“the carnivals got to stop sometime”
“News? What news?”
“wars are facts we cannot **** away, nor laugh away”
Sexuality
“you’ve got to have something to cuddle”
“the only brief encounter you had during the war was a fling with a Yank behind a public convenience on Liverpool Street Station”
“have you got anything in the shape of a cucumber”
“since he got Nora in her altogether expect for her nail polish”
“she smiles a lot, she shows her tits”
“our paternal grandmothers enthusiasm for ahem indoor sports”
Phallic symbols
“great, tall, butch, horny, mahogany thing”
“Have you got anything in the shape of a cucumber?”
Bodily Functions
“one of your feet is bound to be bigger than the other”
“one ear will leak more wax”
“Nora is fluxy; me constipated”
“her menstrual flow was copious to a fault, mine, meagre”
Humour
“we can still lift a leg higher then your average dog if called for”
“come of it you sentimental sod”
“ere Dor’ smashing name for a lingerie shop – Brief Encounter”
“I don’t give a monkey’s”
“two batty old hags, buy us a drink and we’ll sing you a song”
“freeze and finally snuff it”
Perry
“although our cyn, the worldly one, thought that Perry was our father”
“Perry might be errant but did his duty all the same”
“our uncle Perry did possess a fault…his boredom threshold”
“for him life had to be a continuous succession of small treats or else he couldn’t see the point”
“Perry was the size of a polar bear”
Maternity and Paternity
“Grandma looked out for us not out of duty but out of pure love”
“Melchior did the biologically necessary but Peregrine passed as out father”
“it’s a wise child that knows its own father, but wiser yet the father that knows its own children”
“how a mother is always a mother, since a mother is a biological fact, whilst a father is a moveable feast”
“mother is as mother does”
“’Father’ is a hypothesis but ‘mother’ is a fact”
“there’s more to fathering then ****ing you know”
“there’s a gigantic question mark over the question of their paternity”
Unreliability of Dora
“if you get the little details like that right, people will believe anything”
“I misremember. It was sixty odd years ago”
“at my age memory becomes exquisitively selective”
“I could have sworn that…”
“these days, half a century and more later, I might think I did not live but dreamed that night”
Artificiality/Reality
“we always painted an inch thick”
“habit of applying war paint”
Art mirroring life
“he shot them both and then he shot himself”
“a hand-made, custom built replica, a wonder of the plastic surgeons art”
Key message
“hope for the best, expect the worst”
“what a joy it is to sing and dance”