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    So I'm sitting on a coach home from uni and some guy next to me decides to release gas. He's asleep so I guess he couldn't control it so I forgive him. But now everyone on the coach is looking out direction and I feel like they think it was me.
    When I say this fart actually smells like a dog has just had explosive diorreah after eating some **** itself, and it's just been brewing likes good cup of tea in the coach air space for the past half an hour - that's it.
    Should I wake him up to take responsibility? I feel like it's my job to tell him his farts are abnormally smelling.
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    Release a fart of your own to counteract the smell.
    The combination of both farts will create an equilibrium in the air and eradicate the odour.
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    Update: he might have **** himself but don't know since his trousers are brown
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    (Original post by insert-username)
    Release a fart of your own to counteract the smell.
    The combination of both farts will create an equilibrium in the air and eradicate the odour.
    99% of my oxygen is currently eau de **** so it's too late. It's in my system now so there's no point fighting it so I'm embracing the pure stench of crusty ******* all up in my grill *****
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    (Original post by whosyourdaddy)
    99% of my oxygen is currently eau de **** so it's too late. It's in my system now so there's no point fighting it so I'm embracing the pure stench of crusty ******* all up in my grill *****
    Sounds like its time to write your will
 
 
 
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