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    (Original post by Shadez)
    Fine but then last minute you realised that you has fallen into my plan all and i had betrayed you in such a way that you was overwhelmed by the feeling of how elegantly executed the betrayal was.

    Srry nt srry
    Yes but I would have known all along that you would betray me (I trust no man) so I had already set a trap for you which you fell into perfectly, allowing me to escape with the booty never to be seen again.

    *hands tissue* x
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    (Original post by Bad Faith)
    Yes but I would have known all along that you would betray me (I trust no man) so I had already set a trap for you which you fell into perfectly, allowing me to escape with the booty never to be seen again.

    *hands tissue* x
    Being an avid chess player i would have always been 3 steps ahead of you. As a result whilst you had thought i had fallen into your trap, you was actually still within the webs of my plans. The spouse with whom you shared the bounty with was actually an agent of mine all along. They made off with the bounty as you slept through the night dreaming of how you would spend the money. To bad it would only remain a dream. But dw i will make your dreams true ... For myself that is

    It is truly satifying crushing someone counted their chickens before the eggs had hatched
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    Have sex with a relative.
    Woah edgy ~
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    (Original post by Shadez)
    Being an avid chess player i would have always been 3 steps ahead of you. As a result whilst you had thought i had fallen into your trap, you was actually still within the webs of my plans. The spouse with whom you shared the bounty with was actually an agent of mine all along. They made off with the bounty as you slept through the night dreaming of how you would spend the money. To bad it would only remain a dream. But dw i will make your dreams true ... For myself that is

    It is truly satifying crushing someone counted their chickens before the eggs had hatched
    Yes, but that wasn't really my spouse it was someone posing as my spouse and they were playing you all along. So when you had agreed to meet you so they could give you the stash, you were smack-dab on the X. Police caught you and you ended up in prison, where you were raped several times (soap was slippery) and you finally gave in and slit your wrists (well bit them actually). During this time I had run away with the goods, ditched my 'spouse', changed my name and vanished without a trace.

    :rip:
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    (Original post by Bad Faith)
    Yes, but that wasn't really my spouse it was someone posing as my spouse and they were playing you all along. So when you had agreed to meet you so they could give you the stash, you were smack-dab on the X. Police caught you and you ended up in prison, where you were raped several times (soap was slippery) and you finally gave in and slit your wrists (well bit them actually). During this time I had run away with the goods, ditched my 'spouse', changed my name and vanished without a trace.

    :rip:
    Due to the nature of my death I was revived as a vengeful spirit and I placed a curse on the booty which resulted in disasters of immeasurable magnitude if even a small fraction of it was spent.

    Infact the hatred I bore for you carried would affect your future generations. Seeing that your future genertations were cursed and your booty was longer spendable. You sought to beg my forgiveness, however the flames of hatred that i carried for you was not so easily extinguished. In order to seek my forgiveness you decided to go through a similar experience. You decided to tour all the all the prisons arouns the world dropping bars of soap in all kinds of locations. Bars of soap where even dropped outside of the shower room. Having toured all of the prisons in the world and been crowned Gay Soap Lord, you returned to beg for my forgiveness.

    However this was just the beginning of your tortures ....
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    (Original post by Shadez)
    Due to the nature of my death I was revived as a vengeful spirit and I placed a curse on the booty which resulted in disasters of immeasurable magnitude if even a small fraction of it was spent.

    Infact the hatred I bore for you carried would affect your future generations. Seeing that your future genertations were cursed and your booty was longer spendable. You sought to beg my forgiveness, however the flames of hatred that i carried for you was not so easily extinguished. In order to seek my forgiveness you decided to go through a similar experience. You decided to tour all the all the prisons arouns the world dropping bars of soap in all kinds of locations. Bars of soap where even dropped outside of the shower room. Having toured all of the prisons in the world and been crowned Gay Soap Lord, you returned to beg for my forgiveness.

    However this was just the beginning of your tortures ....
    Aha, I am infertile so I wouldn't have any offspring. And even if you're spirit did come and haunt me I would get one of my demon associates to sort you out. Now that you have been taken care of, I can resume to my daily duties such as tending to my exotic orchid collection in my state-of-the-art greenhouse (I added your ashes to the soil that I grow them on, so at least you served one useful purpose).

    The End.
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    (Original post by Bad Faith)
    Aha, I am infertile so I wouldn't have any offspring. And even if you're spirit did come and haunt me I would get one of my demon associates to sort you out. Now that you have been taken care of, I can resume to my daily duties such as tending to my exotic orchid collection in my state-of-the-art greenhouse (I added your ashes to the soil that I grow them on, so at least you served one useful purpose).

    The End.
    This duel shall trancsend one life time.
    And so we shall continue our duel in another lifetime aka another thread

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    I want to stay for a week in a remote location in some of USA's most beautiful national parks. This place particularly is a dream of mine: http://www.recreation.gov/camping/sp...O&parkId=73946
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    (Original post by Shadez)
    This duel shall trancsend one life time.
    And so we shall continue our duel in another lifetime aka another thread

    You have been a worthy opponent, I enjoyed our battle.
    Indeed, one lifetime is simply not enough. Till then.... :hat2:
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    ah i have a nice little idea of a place to hit if you want
    (Original post by Shadez)
    I want to plan my own heist from start to end.
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    That's private :innocent: and probably illegal:K
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    If I had the brains and talent
    I'd love to break into one of the most secure locations on earth

    On a more realistic note... I'd love to try being a security guard for a fairly famous person for a while

    If I were really rich I'd also like to randomly pay off someone's university debt for them
    But... I think I have a better chance at the break in tbh
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    (Original post by Shadez)
    I want to plan my own heist from start to end.
    Well if you ever do, hit me up on that
    I want to break into ridiculously secure locations
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    (Original post by T Stark)
    Well if you ever do, hit me up on that
    I want to break into ridiculously secure locations
    Well it can be done but how long could you seduce the gaurds for?
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    (Original post by jamesthehustler)
    ah i have a nice little idea of a place to hit if you want
    Such a fitting name, you wouldnt dare to think to hustle me in the process tho ..rightttt ?:unimpressed:
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    (Original post by Shadez)
    Well it can be done but how long could you seduce the gaurds for?
    All night long, baby 😘
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    (Original post by T Stark)
    All night long, baby 😘


    Well then consider the secure location unsecure in the face of my plans

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    but seriously ive always wanted to do it but im too scared :cry2:
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    (Original post by Shadez)


    Well then consider the secure location unsecure in the face of my plans
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    but seriously ive always wanted to do it but im too scared :cry2:
    Ready when you are :wink2:

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    I understand, perhaps consider it an alternative if you fail at life?
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