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    At around 2am I decided to go track shopping. On the way, walked towards a really drunk blonde girl, she was moving on and off the road. Walked past her, then saw a bus stopped at a traffic light, thought sht what if she gets run over. I looked back and she was still walking on and off the pavement into the road, so as the bus approached, I ran back towards her and told her
    "you're all over the place walking onto the road, there is oncoming traffic you're gonna get run over"
    What was quite heart breaking is what she said
    "I'm fine, you're so so so nice" or something
    I said
    "Well I don't want you to get run over"
    Her:
    "No one usually even cares"
    Me:
    "Just make sure you stay on the pavement"
    All the time I was kinda pushing my left arm on her shoulder to keep her on the pavement
    She then said which shocked me:
    "I want to die anyway"
    I was like "why, don't say that"
    She said "just everything"
    I said "it's ok you're fine do you know where you're going"
    She said "yeah x lane"
    Which is where my student accommodation is
    Said to her "right I'll walk you to the start of the lane then in going"
    That was it, that lane was isolated anyway, couldn't of gotten run over there.
    Then went to track, it fkin shut was pissed.
    Am I a gentlemen or what?
    Nah but when you're drunk, do you let everything out? The truth and sht?
    She was really pretty blonde girl aswell 8/10 would have banged but not in that state.
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    Intoxication can lead you to say how you really feel, or it can make you feel that things are worse than they are really are.
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    (Original post by PikahBoo)
    At around 2am I decided to go track shopping. On the way, walked towards a really drunk blonde girl, she was moving on and off the road. Walked past her, then saw a bus stopped at a traffic light, thought sht what if she gets run over. I looked back and she was still walking on and off the pavement into the road, so as the bus approached, I ran back towards her and told her
    "you're all over the place walking onto the road, there is oncoming traffic you're gonna get run over"
    What was quite heart breaking is what she said
    "I'm fine, you're so so so nice" or something
    I said
    "Well I don't want you to get run over"
    Her:
    "No one usually even cares"
    Me:
    "Just make sure you stay on the pavement"
    All the time I was kinda pushing my left arm on her shoulder to keep her on the pavement
    She then said which shocked me:
    "I want to die anyway"
    I was like "why, don't say that"
    She said "just everything"
    I said "it's ok you're fine do you know where you're going"
    She said "yeah x lane"
    Which is where my student accommodation is
    Said to her "right I'll walk you to the start of the lane then in going"
    That was it, that lane was isolated anyway, couldn't of gotten run over there.
    Then went to track, it fkin shut was pissed.
    Am I a gentlemen or what?
    Nah but when you're drunk, do you let everything out? The truth and sht?
    She was really pretty blonde girl aswell 8/10 would have banged but not in that state.
    THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU
    (keep the banging bit to yourself but as long as you don't take action upon that and touch her sexually or with any intent then i guess things are fine right?)
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    (Original post by PikahBoo)
    At around 2am I decided to go track shopping. On the way, walked towards a really drunk blonde girl, she was moving on and off the road. Walked past her, then saw a bus stopped at a traffic light, thought sht what if she gets run over. I looked back and she was still walking on and off the pavement into the road, so as the bus approached, I ran back towards her and told her
    "you're all over the place walking onto the road, there is oncoming traffic you're gonna get run over"
    What was quite heart breaking is what she said
    "I'm fine, you're so so so nice" or something
    I said
    "Well I don't want you to get run over"
    Her:
    "No one usually even cares"
    Me:
    "Just make sure you stay on the pavement"
    All the time I was kinda pushing my left arm on her shoulder to keep her on the pavement
    She then said which shocked me:
    "I want to die anyway"
    I was like "why, don't say that"
    She said "just everything"
    I said "it's ok you're fine do you know where you're going"
    She said "yeah x lane"
    Which is where my student accommodation is
    Said to her "right I'll walk you to the start of the lane then in going"
    That was it, that lane was isolated anyway, couldn't of gotten run over there.
    Then went to track, it fkin shut was pissed.
    Am I a gentlemen or what?
    Nah but when you're drunk, do you let everything out? The truth and sht?
    She was really pretty blonde girl aswell 8/10 would have banged but not in that state.
    Ah, really sweet. Until i got to 'I would have banged her'. Tut tut.:dry:
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    (Original post by PikahBoo)
    At around 2am I decided to go track shopping.
    Just like you do I guess :holmes:


    (Original post by PikahBoo)
    "you're all over the place walking onto the road, there is oncoming traffic you're gonna get run over"

    "Well I don't want you to get run over"
    You sir are very considerate thumbs up

    (Original post by PikahBoo)
    Am I a gentlemen or what?


    (Original post by PikahBoo)
    it fkin shut was pissed...

    ...and sht?

    ...8/10 would have banged...
    On 2nd thoughts

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    (Original post by thefatone)
    THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU
    (keep the banging bit to yourself but as long as you don't take action upon that and touch her sexually or with any intent then i guess things are fine right?)
    (Original post by Egirl127)
    Ah, really sweet. Until i got to 'I would have banged her'. Tut tut.:dry:
    (Original post by ForestShadow)
    Just like you do I guess :holmes:




    You sir are very considerate thumbs up






    On 2nd thoughts

    The real man does not take advantage of intoxicated girls.
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    (Original post by PikahBoo)
    The real man does not take advantage of intoxicated girls.
    Very true, but the realest men do no use the word "would have banged..." or 'banged/bang' in general unless in conjunction with firearms and eating them with mash or referring to the theory of universe beginnings otherwise derogatory words are beneath us men

    These are acceptable 'bangs'
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    (Original post by ForestShadow)
    Very true, but the realest men do no use the word "would have banged..." or 'banged/bang' in general unless in conjunction with firearms and eating them with mash or referring to the theory of universe beginnings otherwise derogatory words are beneath us men

    These are acceptable 'bangs'
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    Unfortunately I wouldn't have gone anywhere near her due to fear of it being a trap, ie for rape accusations. :no:
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    (Original post by Chant No.1)
    Unfortunately I wouldn't have gone anywhere near her due to fear of it being a trap, ie for rape accusations. :no:
    I'm an attractive tall male anyway, why would I want to rape her?
    She'd be lucky to have sex with me.
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    (Original post by PikahBoo)
    I'm an attractive tall male anyway, why would I want to rape her?
    She'd be lucky to have sex with me.
    Try saying that to the police or in court.
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    (Original post by PikahBoo)
    She was really pretty blonde girl aswell 8/10 would have banged but not in that state.
    good man ..respect
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    You are a magnificent gentleman made all the more magnificent by your selfless actions to not bang her and to share this with everyone
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    Next time you save someone's life try doing it without thinking whether you'd bang her or not. Just a challenge for your future self.
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    I'm enjoying this thread far more than I should.


    Good on the OP, I say. Being useful and fairly disciplined too. The bragging lets you down a bit, I would just post the story and let people draw their own heroic conclusions about you. Other than that - top lad!

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    (Original post by PikahBoo)
    At around 2am I decided to go track shopping. On the way, walked towards a really drunk blonde girl, she was moving on and off the road. Walked past her, then saw a bus stopped at a traffic light, thought sht what if she gets run over. I looked back and she was still walking on and off the pavement into the road, so as the bus approached, I ran back towards her and told her
    "you're all over the place walking onto the road, there is oncoming traffic you're gonna get run over"
    What was quite heart breaking is what she said
    "I'm fine, you're so so so nice" or something
    I said
    "Well I don't want you to get run over"
    Her:
    "No one usually even cares"
    Me:
    "Just make sure you stay on the pavement"
    All the time I was kinda pushing my left arm on her shoulder to keep her on the pavement
    She then said which shocked me:
    "I want to die anyway"
    I was like "why, don't say that"
    She said "just everything"
    I said "it's ok you're fine do you know where you're going"
    She said "yeah x lane"
    Which is where my student accommodation is
    Said to her "right I'll walk you to the start of the lane then in going"
    That was it, that lane was isolated anyway, couldn't of gotten run over there.
    Then went to track, it fkin shut was pissed.
    Am I a gentlemen or what?
    Nah but when you're drunk, do you let everything out? The truth and sht?
    She was really pretty blonde girl aswell 8/10 would have banged but not in that state.
    Why did you have to kill it?
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    (Original post by PikahBoo)
    At around 2am I decided to go track shopping. On the way, walked towards a really drunk blonde girl, she was moving on and off the road. Walked past her, then saw a bus stopped at a traffic light, thought sht what if she gets run over. I looked back and she was still walking on and off the pavement into the road, so as the bus approached, I ran back towards her and told her
    "you're all over the place walking onto the road, there is oncoming traffic you're gonna get run over"
    What was quite heart breaking is what she said
    "I'm fine, you're so so so nice" or something
    I said
    "Well I don't want you to get run over"
    Her:
    "No one usually even cares"
    Me:
    "Just make sure you stay on the pavement"
    All the time I was kinda pushing my left arm on her shoulder to keep her on the pavement
    She then said which shocked me:
    "I want to die anyway"
    I was like "why, don't say that"
    She said "just everything"
    I said "it's ok you're fine do you know where you're going"
    She said "yeah x lane"
    Which is where my student accommodation is
    Said to her "right I'll walk you to the start of the lane then in going"
    That was it, that lane was isolated anyway, couldn't of gotten run over there.
    Then went to track, it fkin shut was pissed.
    Am I a gentlemen or what?
    Nah but when you're drunk, do you let everything out? The truth and sht?
    She was really pretty blonde girl aswell 8/10 would have banged but not in that state.
    You're a true hero pal. I hate to see people giving their life no value and wanting to end it. When I was 9 I was sat in my room playing video games and heard a large bang downstairs. Went to check it out and my mum was lying there with a rope around her neck, purple face so I untied it and called our family friend. She tried to hang herself but the rope broke. Probably would've suffocated if I hadn't untied the rope.
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