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    Whenever I buy milk I usually only get 1 or 2 uses out of it before it runs out as everyone keeps stealing it.

    So I switched to full fat as I figured not many people drink that so no one will steal it but no, they do. It pisses me off tbh as I don't care about the cost but it's the inconvenience that I need to buy milk 3 times a week. I've spoken to my flatmates but everyone says its not them.

    So I've decided to do an experiment.. I bought milk and poured half a pack of sugar in it.

    Next person I hear to scream from disgust in the kitchen will be one of the culprits stealing my milk.

    Anyways how do you deal with people stealing your milk?
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    Send your milk to a police station and have them do forensics.
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    get an empty bottle of milk and put white paint inside...no need to thank me
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    Instead of buying milk cartons buy a cow.
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    Go vegan, not only will they stop stealing the milk you don't have, no one will talk to you ever again
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    Write SOYA MILK on your milk in marker pen. They'll all be fooled.
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    Looooooooool
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    get a milk bottle thats label is a couple of weeks out of date and hide it at the back of your shelf (assuming you have one if youre sharing a fridge)

    thank me later
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    Put loads of salt in it.
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    (Original post by Justmoll28)
    get a milk bottle thats label is a couple of weeks out of date and hide it at the back of your shelf (assuming you have one if youre sharing a fridge)

    thank me later
    Students really aren't that fussy lol
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    label it 'breast milk'
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    put laxative in it
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    (Original post by Blondie987)
    Students really aren't that fussy lol
    if you have milk in there today with a label on from december, i think they might be..
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    Solution 1: Buy a 2 litre bottle, pour a bit away and top up the bottle with piss.

    Solution 2: Spike it with laxative to catch the culprit.

    Solution 3: Both of the above simultaneously.
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    Put bleach in the milk, when your flat mate dies you'll no longer have to share
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    (Original post by babawunga)
    Enforce Sharia Law in the flat and amputate their hands.
    Sadiq, they may claim that they starve in time of famine, making the punishment Haram
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    Put laxatives in it.

    The person occupying the toilet afterwards is your culprit.
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    Just buy a hidden camera (or hide a normal camera) and set it up in the kitchen looking at the fridge.
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    (Original post by CON5P1RACY K1D)
    get an empty bottle of milk and put white paint inside...no need to thank me
    good idea, i applaud u

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    [QUOTE=mariam687;63387101]good idea, i applaud u



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