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    Put laxative in there. It will surely be their first and last time taking somebody else's food.
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    (Original post by studentfeed)
    Your banter is making me cry. The solution must me halal- just add salt to the milk.
    I prefer rat poison.
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    (Original post by babawunga)
    I prefer rat poison.
    OK.

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    ^ :rofl:

    Thank you for the comprehensive list.
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    My chemistry teacher used to put phenolphthalein in his milk (v. Strong laxative)
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    Piss in it
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    Kill them
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    (Original post by Breakingbank)
    Whenever I buy milk I usually only get 1 or 2 uses out of it before it runs out as everyone keeps stealing it.

    So I switched to full fat as I figured not many people drink that so no one will steal it but no, they do. It pisses me off tbh as I don't care about the cost but it's the inconvenience that I need to buy milk 3 times a week. I've spoken to my flatmates but everyone says its not them.

    So I've decided to do an experiment.. I bought milk and poured half a pack of sugar in it.

    Next person I hear to scream from disgust in the kitchen will be one of the culprits stealing my milk.

    Anyways how do you deal with people stealing your milk?
    sugar? that'd be nice tbh. add a cup of salt
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    This thread is amazing!
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    Write on it with marker pen that you spat in it.
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    Put laxatives in
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    I've had my flatmate stealing my clothes, cakes, shoes, socks and takeaways.
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    Some of these answers are hilarious hahahah
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    (Original post by Lil08)
    I've had my flatmate stealing my clothes, cakes, shoes, socks and takeaways.
    Sounds like a flatmate from hell.

    OP, keep us updated
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    Write SOYA MILK on your milk in marker pen. They'll all be fooled.
    Write HORSE SEMEN on your milk in marker pen....
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    Fill a milk carton with your love juices and put it in the fridge, that should teach them.
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    (Original post by Blondie987)
    Go vegan, not only will they stop stealing the milk you don't have, no one will talk to you ever again
    (Original post by babawunga)
    Enforce Sharia Law in the flat and amputate their hands.
    (Original post by Prince_fancybum)
    Put bleach in the milk, when your flat mate dies you'll no longer have to share
    this gun b gud
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    (Original post by the bear)
    Write HORSE SEMEN on your milk in marker pen....
    People might be more likely to risk that than the soya milk.
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    (Original post by Carrot_Cake_13)
    Sounds like a flatmate from hell.

    OP, keep us updated

    She moved out after I threatened to throw her possessions off the 9th floor.
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    (Original post by Lil08)
    She moved out after I threatened to throw her passions off the 9th floor.
    Were you able to find another flatmate? :eek:
 
 
 
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