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    (Original post by I love life)
    I am 24I left college at 19 after a useless college course ( a course designed to get you into work)I have never had a paid job apart from 3 days at MatalanI have never had a girlfriend, never kissed ( never will kiss because I don't want to, it is gross)I am still a virginStill live at home with my mum
    but you were a virgin a week ago
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    I smell lies...

    Scratch that, the lies easier to spot than Where's Wally at a nudist camp
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    (Original post by thefatone)
    good names are tyrone if the it's a boy and shaniqua if it's a girl
    They sound really chavvy
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    (Original post by I love life)
    I am 28.
    I have been with my girlfriend for 8 months, she has 2 kids aged 2 and 3 from a previous relationship.
    We found out about 2 weeks ago that we are going to be parents.

    I am on ESA but I would like a better income to raise our child, so I will try and find a well paid job. trouble is I have never had a job ( told my girlfriend I worked as a builder for several years but I had to make that up)

    I will probably try and get a job as a private taxi driver for my first job. ( have my own car so shouldn't be too difficult to get a job on the taxis)

    But I'm so happy, I didn't think I would ever be a dad but obviously now it is coming true. My current girlfriend is also my first ever girlfriend and I was a virgin up until I met her ( she doesn't know that , lol)


    oh, what are some nice modern names for boys/girls these days ?!

    cheers
    Wow last week you said you were 24 in your thread now you skipped 4 years that is amazing also you were a virgin a week ago now your a dad.

    I like the name Jack/Chris/Matthew for a boy for a girl Rebecca/Jessica/Rose.
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    my boys are
    kayden
    tai
    jackson
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    but you were a virgin a week ago
    He was 24 a week ago now he is 28!!
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    This thread tho and people think it's real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Mate, do better.
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    4/10. Sucked in quite a few people.
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    You made a thread a few weeks ago claimed to be a kissless virgin
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    my boys are
    kayden
    tai
    jackson
    my nephew is called Kayden , he is 5 tomorrow

    How old are you if you don't mind me asking ?
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    Name your child "Job" because then at least you'll have one.
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    (Original post by I love life)
    I am 28.
    I have been with my girlfriend for 8 months, she has 2 kids aged 2 and 3 from a previous relationship.
    We found out about 2 weeks ago that we are going to be parents.

    I am on ESA but I would like a better income to raise our child, so I will try and find a well paid job. trouble is I have never had a job ( told my girlfriend I worked as a builder for several years but I had to make that up)

    I will probably try and get a job as a private taxi driver for my first job. ( have my own car so shouldn't be too difficult to get a job on the taxis)

    But I'm so happy, I didn't think I would ever be a dad but obviously now it is coming true. My current girlfriend is also my first ever girlfriend and I was a virgin up until I met her ( she doesn't know that , lol)


    oh, what are some nice modern names for boys/girls these days ?!

    cheers
    If she is a girl call her Sequin and if its a boy call him Adam
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    (Original post by I love life)
    my nephew is called Kayden , he is 5 tomorrow

    How old are you if you don't mind me asking ?
    my kayden is 5 too
    and id rather not explain as i cba with the typical stipulation that goes with young parents. sorry
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    (Original post by sleepysnooze)
    you've never had a job in your life yet you think you ought to be having a child...? errrrrr
    a) I don't think he planned it.

    b) I don't think he's having a kid at all.
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    (Original post by malaikaxx)
    If she is a girl call her Sequin and if its a boy call him Adam
    Cheers, I love the name Adam, have liked it for ages
    (Original post by shawtyb)
    my kayden is 5 too
    and id rather not explain as i cba with the typical stipulation that goes with young parents. sorry
    what does cba mean ?
    (Original post by anosmianAcrimony)
    a) I don't think he planned it.

    b) I don't think he's having a kid at all.
    maybe I am or maybe I'm not, or maybe I'll have a kid later on in life or maybe I won't
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    (Original post by I love life)
    Cheers, I love the name Adam, have liked it for ages

    what does cba mean ?


    maybe I am or maybe I'm not, or maybe I'll have a kid later on in life or maybe I won't
    cba = cant be arsed/asked
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    (Original post by dmy15)
    Vienna
    Ugh. What if she grew up to marry a Mr Wurst? Then she'd be named after this:



    How charming.
 
 
 
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