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    Okay, so I have this lamp and I've been trying to turn on this lamp and it has no switch anywhere? I think it may be broken or something as there is some string thing hanging down from it too...
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    clap your hands twice
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    (Original post by Mayhem™)
    clap your hands twice
    I second this, 10/10, would do it again.
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    Shove it up ya bum.
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    (Original post by gman10)
    Okay, so I have this lamp and I've been trying to turn on this lamp and it has no switch anywhere? I think it may be broken or something as there is some string thing hanging down from it too...
    Depends on what type is it, what type of lamp is it?
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    Throw some of that brown stuff you found in the toilet at it.

    Now leave.
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    For some reason the thread title made me think of this scene :rofl::rofl:

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    (Original post by Mayhem™)
    clap your hands twice
    (Original post by Eriasu)
    I second this, 10/10, would do it again.
    Why? To encourage it to turn on? Like am I meant to be cheering too?
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    (Original post by Longshot700)
    Shove it up ya bum.
    That wouldn't be a bright idea, surely?
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    You mean turn on-electronically?

    Turn on -sexually?

    Wait lets see your recent threads ok?

    Why dont you post a pic of yourself on TSR? Interesting good thread
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    Brown stain in toilet
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    OP maybe youve been through some tough times like maybe the wifi hasnt been connecting or youve run out pizza or you ran out of dip for your chips,or your free netflix trial has run out please dont take it out on us and make these threads tho ok? thanks
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Throw some of that brown stuff you found in the toilet at it.

    Now leave.
    This doesn't make sense? Why throw stuff at it if I want it to work? And leave where?
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    For some reason the thread title made me think of this scene :rofl::rofl:

    Omds this is the best movie scene in the history of movie scenes :rofl: Bhai, you just made my day
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    (Original post by ForestShadow)
    You mean turn on-electronically?

    Turn on -sexually?

    Wait lets see your recent threads ok?

    Why dont you post a pic of yourself on TSR? Interesting good thread
    Best news source? Informative
    Official how to get first class degree thread Very helpful for many with high aspirations

    (INSERT LIFE CHANGING EMOTIONALLY IMPACTING EVENT HERE)

    Brown stain in toilet
    Just saw raw chicken
    How to turn on lamp


    OP maybe youve been through some tough times like maybe the wifi hasnt been connecting or youve run out pizza or you ran out of dip for your chips, please dont take it out on us and make these threads tho ok? thanks
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    (Original post by ForestShadow)
    You mean turn on-electronically?

    Turn on -sexually?

    Wait lets see your recent threads ok?

    Why dont you post a pic of yourself on TSR? Interesting good thread
    Best news source? Informative
    Official how to get first class degree thread Very helpful for many with high aspirations

    (INSERT LIFE CHANGING EMOTIONALLY IMPACTING EVENT HERE)

    Brown stain in toilet
    Just saw raw chicken
    How to turn on lamp


    OP maybe youve been through some tough times like maybe the wifi hasnt been connecting or youve run out pizza or you ran out of dip for your chips, please dont take it out on us and make these threads tho ok? thanks
    :O I have a stalker!
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    (Original post by gman10)
    Why? To encourage it to turn on? Like am I meant to be cheering too?
    It's probably shy, yes encourage to shine it's light. Clap for it, cheer for it, dance for it. This is legit.
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    (Original post by gman10)
    :O I have a stalker!


    I just like to be fully evidenced and have done my hwk before I start a conversation, I like to be prepared
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    For some reason the thread title made me think of this scene :rofl::rofl:

    :toofunny:

    That film is just brilliant!
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    (Original post by ForestShadow)


    I just like to be fully evidenced and have done my hwk before I start a conversation, I like to be prepared
    I am flattered! I'm as flat as a pancake on the floor right now! How do I 'unflat' myself?
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    (Original post by gman10)
    :O I have a stalker!
    He's implying you're a failed wannabe troll. Or you got some jekyll and hyde thing going on, with one intelligent and aspirational side and another stupid dopey side.
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    (Original post by A$aprocky)
    He's implying you're a failed wannabe troll. Or you got some jekyll and hyde thing going on, with one intelligent and aspirational side and another stupid dopey side.
    A troll? Like, I live under a bridge? I'm not homeless if that is what you are implying?
 
 
 
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