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    I'm ****ing insane. I wouldn't even bother.
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    Looking for a ***** to use and abuse me.
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    Even I wouldn't date me

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    Wanted: man to help me look after my cats.
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    warning: is an awful bed hog with a cake obsession
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    Is thirsty AF so slide into my DMs (females only)
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    Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!
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    Female, Sinhalese, obese, liberal Roman Catholic with severe mental health problems (the less you ask, the better :ninja: ) seeks fellow female liberal Catholic, non-smoking, teetotal person to be loving, attentive spouse (read: cook, dishwasher, bed-maker and full-time carer). Vegetarians, vegans and those expecting sexual intercourse need not apply :nah:

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    I'm a high achieving, motivated person with strong ambitions . I am talkative and can make a good joke at times as well as having excellent team working and problem solving skills, useful in all relationships. I'm sure I have my faults but overall I think my desire and commitment to constantly improve and develop myself will make me a great boyfriend. I am ideally seeking a Christian who is aesthetically and personality-wise appealing and who shares my optimistic attitude to life.

    (Honestly, this is what I'd write anyway- I don't like to sound like anything I'm not in my profiles, I want to seem relatively humble, acknowledging that I have faults, but overall I am confident that I can beat the competition in securing a good wife.
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    Insufferable when ill, plays a lot of computer games and will seek to minimise contact with you.
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    (Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd)
    Female, Sinhalese, obese, liberal Roman Catholic with severe mental health problems (the less you ask, the better :ninja: ) seeks fellow female liberal Catholic, non-smoking, teetotal person to be loving, attentive spouse (read: cook, dishwasher, bed-maker and full-time carer). Vegetarians, vegans and those expecting sexual intercourse need not apply :nah:

    :angel:

    how come?
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    (Original post by MountKimbie)
    how come?
    Well I'm not very good at cooking for myself and I like meat too much to be eating veggie/vegan food for the rest of my life. So the same way I would tell a smoker not to bother, I would tell a vegetarian/vegan person not to bother either :lol:
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