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    I'm rich.
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    (Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd)
    Well I'm not very good at cooking for myself and I like meat too much to be eating veggie/vegan food for the rest of my life. So the same way I would tell a smoker not to bother, I would tell a vegetarian/vegan person not to bother either :lol:
    Yeah I understand the smoking bit. I would never date (again) somebody that smokes.
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    Looking for someone with thighs like a vice.
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    (Original post by thunder_chunky)
    Looking for someone with thighs like a vice.
    PM me.
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    (Original post by stefano865)
    Looking for a ***** to use and abuse me.
    I'd reverse that
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    unstable moods, moody, dense, barely eat, require daily feet massages, duvet hog, like to starfish
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    unstable moods, moody, dense, barely eat, require daily feet massages, duvet hog, like to starfish
    My Dream Woman

    :angelblush::angelblush:
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    (Original post by MountKimbie)
    "If I can't bench press you we can't make this work"
    iv legit been bench presssed before haha!
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    (Original post by apronedsamurai)
    My Dream Woman

    :angelblush::angelblush:
    haha really? i think there bad qualities and that was a legitimate description of myself
    obviously i have good points lol but they were 100% honest
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    haha really? i think there bad qualities and that was a legitimate description of myself
    obviously i have good points lol but they were 100% honest
    Yup, thats why I jokingly said: "dream woman"; coz you WERE 100% honest
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    unstable moods, moody, dense, barely eat, require daily feet massages, duvet hog, like to starfish
    Why do you barely eat?

    And starfish?
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Has a very wild imagination
    Likes expensive things
    haha its not just me then!
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    (Original post by apronedsamurai)
    Yup, thats why I jokingly said: "dream woman"; coz you WERE 100% honest
    im confused now explaaaaain

    (Original post by MountKimbie)
    Why do you barely eat?

    And starfish?
    just dont lol habit i guess
    starfish in bed as in

    i like space sometimes but i also like to spoon
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    I'm unremarkable in almost every way. I'm depressing and am looking for someone to fill the void in my life.
    But show me some affection and I'm yours forever.
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    All I can cook is bacon so if you're a vegetarian you're gonna have a bad time
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    im confused now explaaaaain



    just dont lol habit i guess
    starfish in bed as in

    i like space sometimes but i also like to spoon
    Don't worry about it.

    Not important
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    (Original post by Retired_Messiah)
    All I can cook is bacon so if you're a vegetarian you're gonna have a bad time
    hahaha!!

    (Original post by apronedsamurai)
    Don't worry about it.

    Not important
    ow ok
    was it good though?
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    I will have sex as long as you are healthy and free from stds and have a degree from a Top 20 uni. Thanks
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    Irredeemable louser and pretentious blaggard seeking Kat Dennings lookalike with various personality traits I don't deserve my partner to have.
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