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What would your brutally honest dating profile say?

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I'm a highly skilled person with great levels of determination. I can fit 10 jellybeans in my mouth at the same time
Original post by Precious Illusions
Two separate measurements? :wink:


:colonhash:
Original post by Reue
Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!


Please someone tell me I wasn't the only one that read this in an Irish accent...
Original post by ChaoticButterfly
:colonhash:


Ya got burned, son
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Original post by ChaoticButterfly
:colonhash:


Sorry :getmecoat:
Original post by shawtyb
ffs -.- no, i paid because they didnt want to pay

easier to understand?


You should walk out if they don't wanna pay. But you stayed and paid. Weird. But ok. I'm really not in the mood to discuss stupid **** like this though. Do you shawty.
if there is gold jewellery or watches present be prepared to wait for my attention in no less than a quarter hour
Original post by Betelgeuse-
Want to pound your vadge and laugh lots
Needs female who is ok with me grabbing their breasts spontaneously and jiggling them excitedly shouting JUGS JUGS JUGS


haha i laughed so hard!

Original post by mrsjenner
You should walk out if they don't wanna pay. But you stayed and paid. Weird. But ok. I'm really not in the mood to discuss stupid **** like this though. Do you shawty.


do i what
Original post by shawtyb
haha i laughed so hard!



do i what


do you means do what you want...
Original post by mrsjenner
do you means do what you want...


you said do you shawty and i asked do i what as i got confused what u meant
Original post by shawtyb
you said do you shawty and i asked do i what as i got confused what u meant


And I just told you what it means.

It means, do what you want.
Original post by mrsjenner
And I just told you what it means.

It means, do what you want.


oooh.

your really mean :frown:
i thought this was gonna be like a positive thing bud then i read the brutal honest bit which made it easier :ahee:
I'm very high maintenance cos my fur needs brushing daily :beard: when i squeek i demand immediate answers :mmm:...
yeah but seriously :lol::

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Original post by shawtyb
oooh.

your really mean :frown:


nope

Original post by CoolCavy
i thought this was gonna be like a positive thing bud then i read the brutal honest bit which made it easier :ahee:
I'm very high maintenance cos my fur needs brushing daily :beard: when i squeek i demand immediate answers :mmm:...
yeah but seriously :lol::

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"Thermal thing."
Original post by mrsjenner
nope



"Thermal thing."


you just dont like me then
Original post by mrsjenner



"Thermal thing."


yes :colondollar: only thing i would be good at in bed, keeping ppl warm :redface:
Original post by Betelgeuse-
Want to pound your vadge and laugh lots
Needs female who is ok with me grabbing their breasts spontaneously and jiggling them excitedly shouting JUGS JUGS JUGS


i laughed way to much while reading this :rofl:
Original post by CoolCavy
yes :colondollar: only thing i would be good at in bed, keeping ppl warm :redface:


Cavester oh my goodnaz :beard:
and you never know, you're probably an undiscovered undercover super freak.
Original post by shawtyb
you just dont like me then


:colonhash: you will certainly live.
What is your sign, I'm tryna figure you out...:erm:
Original post by CoolCavy
yes :colondollar: only thing i would be good at in bed, keeping ppl warm :redface:


Nonsense.

You make people (like me) happy (all the time) with your bubbly, effervescent self.

Don't put yourself down MWE :smile:

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