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    I'm a highly skilled person with great levels of determination. I can fit 10 jellybeans in my mouth at the same time
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    (Original post by Precious Illusions)
    Two separate measurements?
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    (Original post by Reue)
    Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!
    Please someone tell me I wasn't the only one that read this in an Irish accent...
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    (Original post by ChaoticButterfly)
    Ya got burned, son
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    (Original post by ChaoticButterfly)
    Sorry :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    ffs -.- no, i paid because they didnt want to pay

    easier to understand?
    You should walk out if they don't wanna pay. But you stayed and paid. Weird. But ok. I'm really not in the mood to discuss stupid **** like this though. Do you shawty.
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    if there is gold jewellery or watches present be prepared to wait for my attention in no less than a quarter hour
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    (Original post by Betelgeuse-)
    Want to pound your vadge and laugh lots
    Needs female who is ok with me grabbing their breasts spontaneously and jiggling them excitedly shouting JUGS JUGS JUGS
    haha i laughed so hard!

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    You should walk out if they don't wanna pay. But you stayed and paid. Weird. But ok. I'm really not in the mood to discuss stupid **** like this though. Do you shawty.
    do i what
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    haha i laughed so hard!



    do i what
    do you means do what you want...
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    (Original post by mrsjenner)
    do you means do what you want...
    you said do you shawty and i asked do i what as i got confused what u meant
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    you said do you shawty and i asked do i what as i got confused what u meant
    And I just told you what it means.

    It means, do what you want.
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    (Original post by mrsjenner)
    And I just told you what it means.

    It means, do what you want.
    oooh.

    your really mean
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    i thought this was gonna be like a positive thing bud then i read the brutal honest bit which made it easier :ahee:
    I'm very high maintenance cos my fur needs brushing daily :beard: when i squeek i demand immediate answers :mmm:...
    yeah but seriously :lol::
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    Don't want no man i'm kind of irritating and awkward so like urm idk yeah don't look very nice but i am warm cos i give out a lot of heat so you can hug me and i'll be a good thermal thing. I wear trousers and shirts so if u want somone feminine look elsewhere

    tbh that is probs the only time im ever gonna write that cos online dating isnt something i could imagine myself doing
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    oooh.

    your really mean
    nope

    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    i thought this was gonna be like a positive thing bud then i read the brutal honest bit which made it easier :ahee:
    I'm very high maintenance cos my fur needs brushing daily :beard: when i squeek i demand immediate answers :mmm:...
    yeah but seriously :lol::
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    Don't want no man i'm kind of irritating and awkward so like urm idk yeah don't look very nice but i am warm cos i give out a lot of heat so you can hug me and i'll be a good thermal thing. I wear trousers and shirts so if u want somone feminine look elsewhere

    tbh that is probs the only time im ever gonna write that cos online dating isnt something i could imagine myself doing
    "Thermal thing."
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    (Original post by mrsjenner)
    nope



    "Thermal thing."
    you just dont like me then
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    (Original post by mrsjenner)


    "Thermal thing."
    yes only thing i would be good at in bed, keeping ppl warm
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    (Original post by Betelgeuse-)
    Want to pound your vadge and laugh lots
    Needs female who is ok with me grabbing their breasts spontaneously and jiggling them excitedly shouting JUGS JUGS JUGS
    i laughed way to much while reading this :rofl:
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    yes only thing i would be good at in bed, keeping ppl warm
    Cavester oh my goodnaz :beard:
    and you never know, you're probably an undiscovered undercover super freak.
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    you just dont like me then
    you will certainly live.
    What is your sign, I'm tryna figure you out...:erm:
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    yes only thing i would be good at in bed, keeping ppl warm
    Nonsense.

    You make people (like me) happy (all the time) with your bubbly, effervescent self.

    Don't put yourself down MWE
 
 
 
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