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    (Original post by AJP98)
    That's my name, yes...?
    Ahh, okay.
    It really is your name? So you weren't creeped when I said it...:erm:
    This is strange now lol
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    (Original post by mrsjenner)
    It really is your name? So you weren't creeped when I said it...:erm:
    This is strange now lol
    Yes, it really is! :')
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    (Original post by spv)
    nucdev GOOOOO! I NEED to see this!
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    the people wouldn't be able to handle mine :rofl:
    Lmao your Pipiben has already written it for me:
    "I am short in height", "I have an unhealthy addiction of stealing butter out of the fridge when everyone is sleeping and therefore my weight gain calamity is beyond repairable." and "I can occasionally look like Baba RamDev when I let my hair breathe".
    (The last bit ain't ACTUALLY true though lmao)
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    Go on then, tamaru bolo
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    (Original post by nucdev)
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    Nope. I want your brutally honest one. Not pipibens for you.
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    (Original post by spv)
    Nope. I want your brutally honest one. Not pipibens for you.
    Apart from the last bit, it was pretty accurate though lol - accurate enough that I might just use that one day :lol:
    I'd just change the last bit to "shorter version of Baba Ramdev's Dadhi (occasionally)" :laugh:
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    Proceed with caution.
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Lmao your Pipiben has already written it for me:
    "I am short in height", "I have an unhealthy addiction of stealing butter out of the fridge when everyone is sleeping and therefore my weight gain calamity is beyond repairable." and "I can occasionally look like Baba RamDev when I let my hair breathe".
    (The last bit ain't ACTUALLY true though lmao)
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    Go on then, tamaru bolo
    this describes me
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    (Original post by nucdev)
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    such a cop out but whatever...
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    stable but slightly unstable, sensitive but sometimes cold af and apathetic. Straight forward, yet passive aggressive. Super cultured, fairly traditional, extremely ambitious, does not take crap, borderline stuck up (apparently), sometimes conceited but mostly down to earth. Honestly, a big balance of everything.
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    this describes me
    :five:

    (Original post by spv)
    such a cop out but whatever...
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    stable but slightly unstable, sensitive but sometimes cold af and apathetic. Straight forward, yet passive aggressive. Super cultured, fairly traditional, extremely ambitious, does not take crap, borderline stuck up (apparently), sometimes conceited but mostly down to earth. Honestly, a big balance of everything.
    Lol, I just cba to write one rn - maybe later. Still cracking up at your PM (2nd line) :lol:
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    cold af and aggressive - I'm sure that chhokri probably thought that at some point ravioliyears
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    :five:
    I don't mean to come off that way. Just the way it is. I'm passionate about the things I do. What's the point being a perpetual depressing cloud of angst.
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    Problems with anger, ridiculously stubborn, likes to cry over nothing a lot, eats weird stuff at the weirdest time, sleeps either too much or too little, likes dominos pizza, overly ambitious and unrealistic, likes home more than going out, laughs at everything and nothing and always tired of everything.
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    (Original post by fire_and_ice)
    Problems with anger, ridiculously stubborn, likes to cry over nothing a lot, eats weird stuff at the weirdest time, sleeps either too much or too little, likes dominos pizza, overly ambitious and unrealistic, likes home more than going out, laughs at everything and nothing and always tired of everything.
    You sound a lot like me :five:
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    (Original post by fire_and_ice)
    Problems with anger, ridiculously stubborn, likes to cry over nothing a lot, eats weird stuff at the weirdest time, sleeps either too much or too little, likes dominos pizza, overly ambitious and unrealistic, likes home more than going out, laughs at everything and nothing and always tired of everything.
    Meh...... still good enough for Devdas, Paro
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    You sound a lot like me :five:
    :five:

    Ffs, idk why I'm saying this, but some idiot bought the oreos with peanut butter inside them and it's ****ing gross. Now I have to waste my time scooping it out and my milk won't be as cold.

    Have a good evening!
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    (Original post by fire_and_ice)
    :five:

    Ffs, idk why I'm saying this, but some idiot bought the oreos with peanut butter inside them and it's ****ing gross. Now I have to waste my time scooping it out and my milk won't be as cold.

    Have a good evening!
    I want milk and biscuits now lol

    You have a nice evening too!
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Meh...... still good enough for Devdas, Paro
    Aw tenks, Devdas. :five:

    What would your brutally honest profile say?
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    Don't say sharaabi or I'll cut you.
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    (Original post by fire_and_ice)
    Aw tenks, Devdas. :five:

    What would your brutally honest profile say?
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    Don't say sharaabi or I'll cut you.
    Np :five:

    Posts 145 and 147.
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    Sharaabi
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Np :five:

    Posts 145 and 147.
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    Jesus, what is it with you and butter? How do you even like what? You just scoop some butter and eat it?
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    (Original post by spv)
    such a cop out but whatever...
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    stable but slightly unstable, sensitive but sometimes cold af and apathetic. Straight forward, yet passive aggressive. Super cultured, fairly traditional, extremely ambitious, does not take crap, borderline stuck up (apparently), sometimes conceited but mostly down to earth. Honestly, a big balance of everything.
    Love this :lol:
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    (Original post by fire_and_ice)
    Jesus, what is it with you and butter? How do you even like what? You just scoop some butter and eat it?
    :rofl::rofl:
    It's just a joke, but I won't deny I'm partial to some pure ghee :coma:

    :lol:
 
 
 
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