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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Love this :lol:
    That's the summary version, lmao. More where that came from!
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    I don't think I can be defined by single adjectives hahaha
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    :rofl::rofl:
    It's just a joke, but I won't deny I'm partial to some pure ghee :coma:

    :lol:
    Oh lol :lol:

    Chi! Ghee is even worse because of the smell and texture. :puke:

    Well, whatever makes you happy, motu. :teehee:
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    It would say the following...

    'I'm looking for a girl to hook up with for no strings casual sex/a fling, either for a few days, weeks or months, or even as a one off encounter. I'm not looking for a serious or monogamous girlfriend right now. We can start off as a casual fling and if it goes anywhere beyond that then great, if not then we had fun. I don't want a 'soulmate' or a 'life partner, I don't want to get married and I don't want kids.

    You must be sexually adventurous and enjoy experimenting with new and interesting things in the bedroom. You must be easy to get along with and treat me with honesty, trust and respect. In return, I'll show the same to you.

    I don't do 'dates'. We'll either meet up at my place or your place....no dates.

    Only contact me if you fit this criteria, otherwise let's not waste each others' time'.
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    (Original post by fire_and_ice)
    Oh lol :lol:

    Chi! Ghee is even worse because of the smell and texture. :puke:

    Well, whatever makes you happy, motu. :teehee:
    :unimpressed: you probs have some sub-standard shop bought ghee then :laugh:

    Very happy indeed, dubli patli
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    (Original post by DonaldTrump 2016)
    I'm rich.
    can u giv me a small loan
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    :unimpressed: you probs have some sub-standard shop bought ghee then :laugh:

    Very happy indeed, dubli patli
    Yeah, this is the ghee we buy: https://rtfitch.files.wordpress.com/...rse-manure.jpg

    :lol:
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    (Original post by fire_and_ice)
    Yeah, this is the ghee we buy: https://rtfitch.files.wordpress.com/...rse-manure.jpg
    Lmfao that explains it :toofunny:
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    (Original post by spv)
    That's the summary version, lmao. More where that came from!
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    I don't think I can be defined by single adjectives hahaha
    Lool XP
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Lmfao that explains it :toofunny:
    Lol, jk.

    I shouldn't be so unappreciative of ghee, after all, it does give khaana that extra boost of deliciousness.

    Ew, my grandma fries her eggs in ghee.
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    (Original post by fire_and_ice)
    Lol, jk.

    I shouldn't be so unappreciative of ghee, after all, it does give khaana that extra boost of deliciousness.

    Ew, my grandma fries her eggs in ghee.
    Good .
    It does indeed, but that has got to be horrible with eggs :yucky:

    Oh look we've gone from discussing dating profiles to ghee :facepalm:
    I do dis evry tym (derail a thread) :cry2:
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Good .
    It does indeed, but that has got to be horrible with eggs :yucky:

    Oh look we've gone from discussing dating profiles to ghee :facepalm:
    I do dis evry tym (derail a thread) :cry2:
    New occupation, bhai:

    Job occupation: Thread derailer
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    New occupation, bhai:

    Job occupation: Thread derailer
    Looool
    Old occupation, surely?
    Remember them days when you, me, Bitto and Daadi used to royally f**k up certain threads?
    Oh them days :sad:
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Looool
    Old occupation, surely?
    Remember them days when you, me, Bitto and Daadi used to royally f**k up certain threads?
    Oh them days :sad:
    :rofl:
    Lmao yh. Those days were too good XP
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Good .
    It does indeed, but that has got to be horrible with eggs :yucky:

    Oh look we've gone from discussing dating profiles to ghee :facepalm:
    I do dis evry tym (derail a thread) :cry2:
    It's VILE, she used to make it for me when I was younger and forced me to eat it :yucky: I even used to cry but she just wanted those gross eggs and ghee in my stomach at whatever cost.

    Lol! Twasn't me, Motu. Ngl, I've noticed you do that a lot :lol:
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    Well, you know what they say - rules are made to be broken!!!!! yeahhhh WOOOOooo ftwww!!!!1111!!
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    Crazy person seeking equally crazy person.
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    Buy me pizza pls

    Professional stalker
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    full time pimp jkjkjkjk
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    I'm like Lesotho, surrounded by friends! ^_^
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    (Original post by Trojan Horse)
    can u giv me a small loan
    It'll only be a million dollars, is that enough?
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