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    (Original post by swagyolo420)
    Wat de fak


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    Wat de fak do you not understand.
    It's a metaphor, I mean even if you don't understand sex, which you probably don't,
    it's basic reading comprehension at this point. I can't explain further kid.
    Look at how he phrased it and figure it out, stop quoting me stupidness.
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    (Original post by Kholmes1)
    Don't worry I get it now. I got it after I posted that.

    The town bike is kinda like the town whore/ slut. So she sleeps around wwith quite a lot of people. And the person she fancies is with that woman.

    (I think I got the genders right. Forgot if op was a girl or boy) If its the other way round just swap it.
    No you got it right :yy:
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    CoolCavy
    I think I remember you saying in a thread once that you don't get these things.

    Just looking at the op do you know what shes talking about.
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    (Original post by mrsjenner)
    No you got it right :yy:
    Shut your big mouth lol, not everybody understands your childish slang do we. Do one virgin


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    (Original post by Kholmes1)
    Don't worry I get it now. I got it after I posted that.

    The town bike is kinda like the town whore/ slut. So she sleeps around wwith quite a lot of people. And the person she fancies is with that woman.

    (I think I got the genders right. Forgot if op was a girl or boy) If its the other way round just swap it.
    YESSS!!! The point isn't that the bike is a sexual position, the point is that everyone gets a go on her.
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    (Original post by swagyolo420)
    Shut your big mouth lol, not everybody understands your childish slang do we. Do one virgin


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    Ok "swag yolo"

    (Original post by Kholmes1)
    CoolCavy
    I think I remember you saying in a thread once that you don't get these things.

    Just looking at the op do you know what shes talking about.
    :rofl:
    I'm curious now
    (Original post by whorace)
    YESSS!!! The point isn't that the bike is a sexual position, the point is that everyone gets a go on her.
    Why are you repeating everything I say?
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    (Original post by mrsjenner)
    Ok "swag yolo"



    :rofl:
    I'm curious now


    Why are you repeating everything I say?
    I don't even read your posts unless you quote me because you're annoying.
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    (Original post by whorace)
    I don't even read your posts unless you quote me because you're annoying.
    Yea right, let me go back and post screenshots of you repping posts where I didn't quote you
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    (Original post by mrsjenner)
    Yea right, let me go back and post screenshots of you repping posts where I didn't quote you
    Do it
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    (Original post by whorace)
    Do it
    Pay me.
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    (Original post by mrsjenner)
    Pay me.
    I'd rather pay for the town bike
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    (Original post by Kholmes1)
    CoolCavy
    I think I remember you saying in a thread once that you don't get these things.

    Just looking at the op do you know what shes talking about.
    (Original post by mrsjenner)
    Ok "swag yolo"



    :rofl:
    I'm curious now


    Why are you repeating everything I say?
    Why does it matter lol? anyway to answer ur question at first i thought it was about bikes but then i got the gist after a couple of rereads...
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    Basically OP's crush slept with the town slut. can i have my A* now plz? :indiff:

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    and apronedsamurai have corrupted taught me well
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    Why does it matter lol? anyway to answer ur question at first i thought it was about bikes but then i got the gist after a couple of rereads...
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    Basically OP's crush slept with the town slut. can i have my A* now plz? :indiff:

    driftawaay
    and apronedsamurai have corrupted taught me well
    I should make a poll:
    Who is more corrupt?

    With the options:
    ISIS
    Slytherin House
    The US government
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    (Original post by whorace)
    I'd rather pay for the town bike
    You're not funny or cool or witty, and def not as much I'm sure you think kid
    So keep serenading on the internet trying to impress kids who have never lived ok
    Now go back to not reading my posts, you bore the **** outta me
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    (Original post by mrsjenner)
    You're not funny or cool or witty, and def not as much I'm sure you think kid
    So keep serenading on the internet trying to impress kids who have never lived ok
    Now go back to not reading my posts, you bore the **** outta me
    You're such an annoying little pleb lol, seem to think you're the don of this website?


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    (Original post by mrsjenner)
    I should make a poll:
    Who is more corrupt?

    With the options:
    ISIS
    Slytherin House
    The US government
    CoolCavy

    (Original post by mrsjenner)
    You're not funny or cool or witty, and def not as much I'm sure you think kid
    So keep serenading on the internet trying to impress kids who have never lived ok
    Now go back to not reading my posts, you bore the **** outta me
    Irony, you know she's not going to sleep with you right? Definitely not with weak game like that. In other news congratulations on being the first person rude and annoying enough to make the ignore list.
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    Why does it matter lol? anyway to answer ur question at first i thought it was about bikes but then i got the gist after a couple of rereads...
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    Basically OP's crush slept with the town slut. can i have my A* now plz? :indiff:

    driftawaay
    and apronedsamurai have corrupted taught me well
    Im so sorry.
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    (Original post by swagyolo420)
    You're such an annoying little pleb lol, seem to think you're the don of this website?


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    You're irrelevant on here and in real life. I won't entertain you anymore, just go back to surfing porn since you're bored. :cyber: :rofl:

    And wtf is pleb
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    OPs jealous.
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    (Original post by mrsjenner)
    You're irrelevant on here and in real life. I won't entertain you anymore, just go back to surfing porn since you're bored. :cyber: :rofl:
    See this is what I mean.. Complete embarrassment haha. It's a website which you clearly spend your whole life on (get a life ya wet wipe) Me and whorace are triggering you to much and you're baiting way too hard. Maybe if you actually got of your computer for a few hours you wouldn't embarrass yourself online so much


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