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    They are very annoying and always get in the way. Like when I am trying to sleep they always get tangled in my boxers and when I am sitting I can't cross my legs without having to shift them. And the damn sweat needed to keep them cool all the time, so sticky.
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    I feel you buddy


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    testicals of peace
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    (Original post by swagyolo420)
    I feel you buddy


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    So are they really sticky?
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    It's either that or periods bruv. Thank ma lucky stars for dem nuts
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    (Original post by TaintedLight)
    It's either that or periods bruv. Thank ma lucky stars for dem nuts
    Why can't I just have a penis? And save some sperm in a bank and that is that.
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    (Original post by Alfed)
    Why can't I just have a penis? And save some sperm in a bank and that is that.
    You can, if ya want
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    I'm glad I'm a lady.
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    (Original post by Reue)
    Chop them off
    I would prefer to have it done chemically. With injections so I don't become a girl.
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    (Original post by EricPiphany)
    Please... I understand you guys are trying to be funny, but...
    Horrifying imagery for you?
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    (Original post by Alfed)
    I believe you know the answer. It would be very painful to do that.
    Get really really drunk, take tons and tons of aspirin, then try
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Horrifying imagery for you?
    I just think it's a little too far to say that, even as a joke.
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    (Original post by EricPiphany)
    Please... I understand you guys are trying to be funny, but...
    ... but what? This is Chat, not H&R, and clearly not a serious thread.
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    (Original post by Reue)
    ... but what? This is Chat, not H&R, and clearly not a serious thread.
    It is a serious thread, testicals are very annoying.
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    (Original post by EricPiphany)
    I just think it's a little too far to say that, even as a joke.
    Well sorry if that offended anyone
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    (Original post by Alfed)
    They are very annoying and always get in the way. Like when I am trying to sleep they always get tangled in my boxers and when I am sitting I can't cross my legs without having to shift them. And the damn sweat needed to keep them cool all the time, so sticky.
    Try shaving them.. i love fondling my freshly shaven sack, always give me a newfound admiration for them
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    (Original post by Betelgeuse-)
    Try shaving them.. i love fondling my freshly shaven sack, always give me a newfound admiration for them
    Lmaooooooooo00000oooo


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    Anyone else get super paranoid about having testicle cancer?
    Every time I get an ache in my abdomen or my groin, all pain is re-directed to my sack. Then I fondle myself looking for lumps which aggravates them even more.

    Also, another thing. Why do blokes like having them caressed when they're getting a blow job? Don't get that personally.
    I get all twitchy and tense when a woman handles my junk.
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Well sorry if that offended anyone
    OMG Holly Golightly dis b seriouzzzz da testes r doing some seriouzzzz shizzzzz
 
 
 
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