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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    the holy liquid that carries life, how dare you?!
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    jk.
    also I swear it must have bits of urine in if it arrives through the urinary tract?
    looks a bit like icing though ngl.
    It stinks and apparently it tastes like rubbish too

    How anyone could have it anywhere near their mouth willingly is beyond my comprehension
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    It stinks and apparently it tastes like rubbish too

    How anyone could have it anywhere near their mouth willingly is beyond my comprehension
    sex drive
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    sex drive
    No, that's just wrong. It just doesn't belong there :rofl:
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    No, that's just wrong. It just doesn't belong there :rofl:
    lol okay I guess from an evolutionary standpoint it doesn't or perhaps it's natures way of contraception, do you not like the idea of sucking **** either?
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    lol okay I guess from an evolutionary standpoint it doesn't or perhaps it's natures way of contraception, do you not like the idea of sucking **** either?
    I assumed that's what we have been talking about all along tbh, I don't know of any other scenario in which semen would end up in someone's mouth willingly
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    I assumed that's what we have been talking about all along tbh, I don't know of any other scenario in which semen would end up in someone's mouth willingly
    pull out method? or just at the end of a handjob or something cleaning it up etc? idk if i'm honest
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    I assumed that's what we have been talking about all along tbh, I don't know of any other scenario in which semen would end up in someone's mouth willingly
    I have wanted to eat it many times, but as soon as it is out I change my mind.
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    pull out method? or just at the end of a handjob or something cleaning it up etc? idk if i'm honest
    Why would you clean up semen with your mouth?

    That's not just gross, it's also inefficient
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    (Original post by EricPiphany)
    I have wanted to eat it many times, but as soon as it is out I change my mind.
    In all fairness I have tried my own menses so...

    You all now think I'm some kind of sick freak now don't you?

    :rofl:
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Why would you clean up semen with your mouth?

    That's not just gross, it's also inefficient
    save/ingest the kids scheme
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    inefficient to clean up after yes I agree with you, maybe it feels nice to the guy? who knows (guys obvs but rhetorical question), but to just swallow it as it's coming out saves all the stress
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    What the **** did i just read ?
    Went from revision guide to this haha **** my life
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    The question is...
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    What is testicals
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    In all fairness I have tried my own menses so...

    You all now think I'm some kind of sick freak now don't you?

    :rofl:
    OMFG
    THAT'S DIRTIER THAN SEMEN FAM! IT'S LITERALLY "DIRTY BLOOD"

    oh well, what did it taste like? was it metallic like normal blood or different and if so, in what way?

    (Original post by fatima1998)
    The question is...
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    What is testicals
    say wallah you don't know.
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    In all fairness I have tried my own menses so...

    You all now think I'm some kind of sick freak now don't you?

    :rofl:
    Na, l don't judge.
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    save/ingest the kids scheme
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    inefficient to clean up after yes I agree with you, maybe it feels nice to the guy? who knows (guys obvs but rhetorical question), but to just swallow it as it's coming out saves all the stress
    Well, that's one way of putting it :toofunny:
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    That actually makes more sense than getting it all over the sheets and then cleaning it up. Wouldn't the amylase in human saliva digest most of it anyway? The fluid itself contains sugars if I remember correctly
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    OMFG
    THAT'S DIRTIER THAN SEMEN FAM! IT'S LITERALLY "DIRTY BLOOD"

    oh well, what did it taste like? was it metallic like normal blood or different and if so, in what way?

    say wallah you don't know.
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    It literally just tasted like 'normal' blood, i.e: blood you could taste from a cut
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    (Original post by EricPiphany)
    Na, l don't judge.
    I see you are probably the next Bear Grylls
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    say wallah you don't know.
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    you know that right... i am not kidding
    i dunno about testicles
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    It literally just tasted like 'normal' blood, i.e: blood you could taste from a cut
    erm....
    so you have tasted your menstrual cycle blood
    am i right?
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    (Original post by fatima1998)
    you know that right... i am not kidding
    i dunno about testicles
    You'll know soon enough
 
 
 
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